Holy shit lmao

It's stupid because I did the face scan/ photo scan just fine with the same fucking I-Phone camera for Discord and I got set up real quick, but here on BlueSky? Nah, it's just giving me this message. Utter wank. #NetNannyLaw

The new age verification laws in the UK are here and I can't verify that I'm over 18 using the photo scan thing because of some technical bullshit. Neither can I use the credit card option because, as a disabled person I can't have one AT ALL. Is it just the scan server is busy? #OnlineSafetyActUK

'Trump would never! Trump would never!'
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'Why did he do that?!"
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'Putin would never! Putin would never!'
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'Oh no! He did it!'
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'Hitler would never! Hitler would never!'
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'Who could have known? No one warned me!'

Us: 'You need your brain or your ears checked- both most likely.'

I'd respond with a hi-def pic of Goatse

"What's that? Okay I will put on the ball gag. Which colour maid outfit did you say again? Pink and gold, alright."

Also, who the fuck he means by 'Tiger in the garden'? Tiger Woods? Like fuck that racist old bastard would ever have a statue praising a black person. He'd far sooner have a solid gold line of statues of Timothy McVeigh and Joseph Mengele in the garden.

When he's 128???

Full blown, literal, clinically dementia riddled. He's gonna get booted and replaced with Vance in 2 days and no, shit will continue to get worse with President Couch Rapist, not improve. If you have the means to flee America get going ASAP. Harris is not coming back

Quick question-is the owner of the company a Nazi Putin dick warmer like Elon or actually reasonable?

And all this legal stuff the dems are throwing is nice and all but like Hell SCOTUS will adhere to it. They're bought and sold to Trump, will declare it illegitimate and utterly ruin America. Shit, he's likely to have the dems declared a terror cell and have them hunted down via Jan 6th goons

There is nothing to read into that pic. Also there is no secret message with the fire other than it just being a little wilder. The 'Keep the Faith!' message is some weak ass platitude that is the Democrat version of 'Thoughts and Prayers'.
There is NOTHING for you

"Yeah, but Biden in that one pic was so happy with Trump and Trump looked mad like he got caught and there was that book with all the dirt on-"
Trump is putting on the face of a 'tough guy', a dictator. He was practicing it in that mugshot and now it's just his image. Biden was smiling politely.

"Oh bu- but Jack Smith's report-"
Nothing happened other than it getting blocked and partially released. Also, where is he now? I ain't hearing shit from the Hague, the second half of the report was delayed to a point 'conveniently' (intentionally) were it's a dead-duck never to be seen.

And that includes Biden and Harris.
I really want to believe they have some hat trick thing they can pull out and yoink the fuckers out of power-I really really do. And they say all the pretty words and do the sweet gestures...and it feels so damn empty. They've ditched, 100%. Going through motions

The first country Nazi Germany occupied was Germany. Every action the Musk Regime imposes is pretty much a modernised take on what the Nazis did.

It's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Fucking hell

Also a little off topic but if the image description is kind of wank and too long, I apologise, it's my first time using the visually impaired description and I have no idea what I'm doing.

Image of a logo for a fake political party called 'The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party' along with indication the logo would be for a badge depicting someone's membership in the satirical fictional group, saying in large letters 'Proud Member' and the parties tagline 'It's Not Like They're Going To Eat MY Face' when the leopards absolutely would. The use of the image in response to the Police Union's anger toward Trump's pardoning of white terrorists who attacked the cops at the Capitol on Jan 6 indicates that that union made a big fat mistake backing and cheering on the presidential electoral campaign for Trump, a very well known repeated lying, backstabbing, entitled, racist sack of fucking shit who thinks nothing of them whatsoever. Cry more fucking idiots

"Huh? Trump...is back stabbing us? But we thought we were special!"
Morons. I'm sorry but I can't feel much for the folks that rode his dick so hard just to get stabbed in the back especially the types, like this union, who were acting like massive fucking pricks to those warning them about him.

And Trump will do it. Well done Alaskans who voted to join the Russian mobiks in Ukraine because of 'EgGs!!'

Wasn't it this group who were full throated Trump fans and fully supported him or am I thinking of a different police union?

What an absolute soup brained Nazi...
Trouble is if he's gone then you get Vance, who's worse. If Vance goes, then it's Mike or Elon if they rip up the constitution for his worthless arse.
We need to keep a wary eye on America and prepare in case the fat fuck decides to invade us. He's nuts enough

I refuse to call it 'sex' trafficking as I doubt the majority of those trafficked are consenting to sex. The people putting them into that work will be lying to them about some 'legitimate office work' or whatever then pull the rug on them about the reality once they've trapped them into it.

Crypto is how terrorists, drug runners, cartels/ Mafia, r**e traffickers etc funnel money around. He's abso gawd damn lutely going with crypto. He already has even before the $melania coin. It's what DOGE is all about-helping look over trafficking and mafia cash for the billionaires.

He's already grifting his motherfucking ass off, launched one shitcoin, inflated it, gained millions, dumped it, launched another one, rinse repeat and he has another 4 in the works. He's a scam President in all kinds of ways, not just stealing the election. He'll rip out the copper wiring of USA

Screw over Ukraine, help Putin, attack Canada-like invade attack not just trade war, attack Mexico similarly, declare war on Ukraine and help Putin take over Europe.

He's dangerous and anyone appeasing him is a dickhead, even for the sake of trade. Give him nothing, make our own weapons etc

Good for them, Trump will revoke it and send some assholes after them and not just legal paperwork. Biden, Harris etc need to gtfo before the fucking Trump scum with badges are set on them.
He's a dictator, they're his enemies, he IS intending on violence no matter their former status.

He's a bitch to Putin, of course he's going to screw over Ukraine. He will also get mad at Zelensky for refusing obvious bullshit appeasement and stop any supplies coming through in a fat hissy fit

Maybe it's time EU promoted Slov-exit...

You know that saying 'I wouldn't wish (blank) on my worst enemy?'

Yeah, I buried that saying a couple years back-screw them all I hope their end is the single worst way to go lol

It's a congaline of arseholes, weirdos, perverts, pedos, Nazis with a death list and those who want to strip everything America and the World for all its worth for their own pocket 'and damn the fucking poor scum!'