Little Dick Energy. 🤣🤣🤣

I am on mastodon, looking for other good places. I'll post my name

When I'm bored, I shouldn't play with AI to make T-Shirt designs...
#funny #nightcafe #AI

Before you go thanking Donald #Trump for saving #tiktok , remember that this whole thing started with him. If you want to be objective about it, he didn't save tiktok, instead he caused a one-day outage

Right, but even if they're on a PIP, they should know that the review is coming, and they should be getting constant feedback such that the content of that review is not a surprise, either

No employee review should ever be a surprise review. That is bad management

Wow! I had a prodigy acct!

Not to get too dark, but "weather" isn't why Trump moved the inauguration indoors. As a security person, I feel it's a prudent move. It's about "line of sight" and you'll be seeing more nods to this concern. #security

Of course, banning #tiktok will be very hard on #China. This means that they'll have to start buying all of our information from #Facebook and #google, instead of collecting it themselves.
#MoronsInHighPlaces

Post your favorite #doctorwho. Wrong answers only.

Just to be clear, if Elon Musk buys TikTok, I will hang around only long enough for a viable alternative to show up. #NotAFan #ElonMusk #TikTok

I can't wait to see how #Trump makes former President #JimmyCarter 's passing all about him. Maybe by recommending we annex Heaven as a US territory?

Trump says ownership of Greenland 'is an absolute necessity' The president-elect had floated the idea of buying the island, which is part of Denmark, during his first term in the White House.

When those in power have the attitude that anything can be for sale, that should scare you. After all, that means everything they stand for is for sale.

flip.it/.HvCEn

Static code analysis tools (e.g. SonarQube, Snyk) are of limited value if you aren't using them as stage gates to prohibit forward motion pending issue resolution.

Just saying... their purpose is much higher than "FYI"

Probably the way many couples do... poorly and with v done jealousy and bitterness. It will be rough for VP Trump

Is being significantly neurodivergent a requirement for IT and InfoSec?

Let me tell you about the neurotypicals in IT

As soon as I find them 😅

That AI code generators will also not address security until someone (or another AI) is exploiting their code and then they will bolt on security after the fact.

Funny enough, this will be the most human like action AI code generators will make.

Gartner is now pushing the idea to do less governance, and more trust in technology. I understand the need to enable teams to move faster, but I'm not going to give you trust until you demonstrate that you can actually do the thing the way the thing needs to be done.

Omg. any/any is the refuge of the lazy. Or incompetent.

Walking through a craft store, I saw a "live, laugh,love" sign and immediately thought of:

"Dig, Laugh, Love"
- Necropheliacs Society

I might need to make me a shirt.

50 points to Ravenclaw for the Karn Evil 9 reference

Dangit. The embedded link doesn't show the face.

CryptoKnight - Black Dragon (AI) With Smoke - watch face for Apple Watch, Samsung Gear S3, Huawei Watch, and more - Facer A Black Dragon stares at you with fire in his eyes, and who knows what burning in the background. Check out the dark mode!

Having fun with the Facer app for making smart watch faces: www.facer.io/watchface/Wp...

Zzup?

So the Department of Governmental Efficiency will have two heads?

Seems efficient to me.

@mercypuff.bsky.social well, here we go. I'm going to put the effort into blue sky that I always wanted to put into Twitter, but was too discouraged by where it was headed. I will, however, continue to squat on my Twitter handle. #twitter #newbie #infosec #neurodivergent