Hint: It isn't.

And a hot soft pretzel and a block of extra sharp cheddar

Pregnancy cravings have nothing on period cravings.

Right now I want like 3 Scotch eggs, some dark chocolate with salted caramel, and a strawberry milkshake

I just finished After Hours at Dooryard Books by @catswrites.bsky.social and it had everything I have come to expect from Cat and more. Her writing contains an aching earnest belief that things can get better and people can help one another that helps me feel less alone in the world.
5 stars.

Please let me get pizza with y'all

This is why you should let me blurb your books

a close up of a cartoon character 's mouth with her tongue out Alt: Candace from Phineas and Ferb screaming her rage to the sky as the camera zooms out

Mom, Diane is posting thirst traps again!!

Necromancy and crime just got gayer! Come for the boys who like each other very much, stay for the snazzy side characters, purchase for the plot

Finally, the pro-scythe content I've been looking for

there’s an episode where they end up at a social event with Will Riker and every single one of them does a completely different wildly inappropriate thing

obviously several hit on him, but T’Pring might just politely eviscerate him for his daddy issues while Lursa wants to wrestle

Anybody know where to get ghostwriting gigs that
A) aren't a scam
B) aren't just training AI

I'm imagining the cartoon !?*#$$@ sort of style speech bubbles

Progressive tramp stamp. Be a trend setter

I was imagining watching progressive decomposition in tattoos down the spine. So like a live whale at the top of your spine and then the carcass in the tramp stamp area.

What's a hummingbird's favorite cuss word I need to know

I don't even like pistachios

Elaborate.

First he killed the last Pope and now this. Like Damn, dude. Get it together

That's friendship

Dress shoes, basketball shorts, oversized sweatshirt. Yup, I'm in a hotel and forgot something in the car

Finally called to make an appointment with a PT after over a month of back pain that flared up about once every 10 days.

Please clap.

Seriously, I am really bad at admitting I need help this is kind of huge

I forget the weight of it between sad times, but grief is so heavy. Carrying it is so exhausting

READ THEM ALL THEY'RE DELIGHTFUL

Me, through clenched teeth: the job of a first draft is to put words on paper, not to be perfect. The Job Of A First Draft Is To Put Words On Paper, Not To Be Perfect. THE JOB OF A FIRST DRAFT IS TO *strangled warbling*

Do you know how easy it is to explain queerness to kids?

IT IS VERY SIMPLE ACTUALLY.

People love who they love. Other people's privates aren't our business.

The end.

Now explain global warming and how it started and why we haven't stopped it.

my only beef is when he says “the American people are better than this” at the end

I know he means it in like the “I’m applying social shame / peer pressure in the good way that makes you want to be a better person” sense

but as a factual statement, I’m like

CITATION NEEDED, YOUR EMINENCE

Finally someone tells it like it is. I spent years trying to find leaves as tasty as that tree star. AND I'M STILL LOOKING.

Taking my antibiotic with milk and cookies because I have to take it with food but it's 10 at night and I'm not reheating anything

Rewriting the review as "1 star, not enough gay sex scenes in this fantasy detective story."

(I'm not complaining, I think you have a good balance, I just love a one star review. There's a website of one star reviews of National Parks and it's hilarious.)

So much gay sex in a fantasy detective story! Love