the codex astartes forbids you from making jack off motions in front of your commanding office but it does carve out a critical exception for giving your bro the old "is this guy fucking serious??"
space marine 2 does so much character work with the little looks gadriel and chairon give each other whenever titus acts like an asshole.
could everyone please send their love and support to my stupid chud son? it's his first day at school and he's nervous about his new haircut.
The scary part is he's doing it all unintentionally.
Dude why does Whittaker have hoes
I would've made a great white boy in another life I think.
Kim and I are continuing The Pitt and I noticed Whittaker missed a prime opportunity to flirt with that one nurse who's clearly into him so I told Kim what he should have said and the prospective line worked on her lol.
just watched my wife come into the room and fish the hammer out of our toolkit, and when I asked "what's that for?" she just blew me a kiss.
my everyday life with kim is basically her describing how she's going to put me in a pitfall trap and slowly throw down sandwich ingredients for me to eat and when i say i don't want to do that she gets really serious and mutters "love is about compromise."
guy who learned that he got manipulated into using a chaos artifact to summon a daemon invasion and his first thought was well, let's use the chaos artifact again. at best you can say it's tactically unsound.
i guess at the end of space marine 1 i'm supposed to feel like titus got betrayed getting reported to the inquisition but you gotta admit he was acting very suspicious around warp corruption.
new ggp! we've done it, we've finished g-reco, we leave this show bemused and disappointed but tomino has a little gift there's still bonus 9/11s for the audience to enjoy:
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE what a beautiful baby.
WE DISCUSS: Chicago, Lady Snowblood, Earthborn Rangers, Car Break In, Ashley In Twin Peaks, Before Trilogy, Cage Range, H.I. and Ed, Babynapping, Chase Scene, Baby Price, Dream Ending, Own Personal Biker, and more!
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every time I watch this I become convinced that the guys are going to kiss at the end
all fun and games until you remember that pool noodles hurt like fuck and someone inevitably tries to throw real hands
welt from honkai star rail is the same guy as welt from honkai impact and he's one of their kids which is why you can see einstein and tesla and a bunch of other honkai impact characters in his original star rail art btw
you need to understand that in the alternate future setting of honkai impact, albert einstein and nikola tesla look like this, they're both 200 years old, they run an international terrorist organization together and they're married with like six adopted children. we used to have it all.
occasionally i think about how kafka from honkai star rail is named like that as a callback to mihoyo's hobby of gender bending historical white guys into anime girl supporting characters for their games. we've just totally lost that version of the company and kafka is the last one standing.
listened to the ggp episode on the greco finale on my commute this morning. the bewildering thing about tomino as a creator is he's so static throughout his career and exhibits the same set of fixations and habit in all of his shows but for some reason some of the shows are good and some aren't.
i said it would be morally fine to rename a baby cat from a shelter chump because it wouldn't have learned a previous name yet and that made her start crying over 'baby chump' all over again
olivia and i were talking about getting a cat in the future and now she doesn't want to because when i blanked on names for it i said we could call it chump and it made her laugh so much she couldn't think of any other ideas for cat names.
quick before bluesky works again does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me
NOBODY fucks with him but he's still trying to become the romantic lead through pure stubbornness. really funny guy.
the other thing about ramparts of ice is it's really funny to have your core cast dynamic be "two overlapping pairs of childhood friends that all get along, plus the guy nobody likes."
it seems like the entire romance plot of the show doesn't happen if Minato doesn't see Koyuki smiling in episode 2 but the only reason she's smiling in this scene is that she and Yota are talking about MIKI it's like a classical tragedy.
getting 100% queerbaited by the author of one of my favorite straight manga here but the way Koyuki and Miki look at each other when each thinks the other isn't seeing them is seriously nuts.
i was reading the crpg crank lady's blog because i was hyped for baldur's gate 3 hate but fallout 1 is just not that good of a game.
just asked my beautiful wife if she could please stop doing her tim robinson impression when we kiss
