If I never see another utilikilt, it’ll be too soon.

Date two guys. Don’t tell them they’re sharing a toothbrush. #datingadvice

The flight attendant told me to, “take another one for home,” with a face of mild disgust. That seems… good?

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.