Will Forte in Last Man on Earth, in which he often says ohhhh farts

Ohhhh farts
(Mariners)

Aw, McNuts.

Lawn darts. The dangerous ones.

Has anybody checked in on Mr. and Mrs. Met recently?

Hold on, we are getting word that hope may be on the horizon

bsky.app/profile/dart...

Over the past 20 years, Seattle lost the Sonics thanks to the stewardship of Howard Schultz, saw dozens of stores close while the company engaged in apparent union-busting, and steadily reduced its local headcount.

There's coffee everywhere, Seattle. Spend your money elsewhere.

Sending my thoughts to Mets Fandom tonight

I walked past the Olympic Bar on University in downtown Seattle today, and i saw that it calls itself "the Soul of Seattle."

I am compelled to inform you, bar, that I refuse to recognize your claim to that title.

www.fairmontolympic.com/dine/olympic...

Did 10 year old choose both names? Because they show some nice range

High hopes for Hoppe, best wishes for beans

Yeah, I'm glad to see real journalism happening there, even if the scale and scope are different from decades past. And I'm grateful for my time there.

I just want to say that I see you, and also that I worked at the Spokesman-Review in the late aughts and, well, I'll just leave it at that

"Eat a raccoon dong, bud."

"You spoke, and we listened. And today we are proud to announce the iPhone iSimple subscription offering. Everything you love about the classic iPhone experience, with exceptional reliability, for the low price of $99.99 per month."

Will Forte in Last Man on Earth, in which he often says ohhhh farts

Ohhhh farts
(Mariners)

Dom Canzone hitting bombas tonight

Catching yourself before posting puts you ahead of like 98% of this website

I'm getting a little choked up 🥲

To be clear, the criterion was the home stadium of your father's favorite team. Langeliers didn't grow up in NYC.

TIL from the Mariners radio broadcasts that the Athletics' Shea Langeliers was named after Shea Stadium.

Gary Hill joked that using that criterion, he would have been named Kingdome Hill.

My #MLBPlayerRespect goes to the veteran and longtime Met Jeff McNeil. Even though he was brutally mocked by Rhys Hoskins for complaining about a hard slide a year or two ago. Also, I saw McNeil play a couple times at Citi Field.

A brimless baseball cap that juat says SPORTS

OK I've found the best one

Sports!

What is a Sombr?

They're calling themselves Blink-162

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Runs scored and a dominant pitching performance? Weird, wild stuff

this_is_how_we_do_it.mp3

Congrats, and what an excellent reason to be semi-offline for the Mariners game. Good luck to the Lutes!

Playing bud rock

He grew up in the Bae Area after all