Glow, a dragon with a huge ass, sits on a couch watching a screen. Unknowing that she is sitting on her friend.

@budges.bsky.social asked me to find the remote, and she hasn't seen me since... She's worried I'll miss the best parts!

CW: Hyper-Ass

Don't worry she's got the next eight or nine stops already planned out, she just woke up late so only had time for one on the way here
(also that kobold is definitely going to stay up at night thinking about the huge lady who ate out their entire stock and was still hungry)

Photo of bald rat Neil next to a tiny toy rainbow keyboard with the caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”

happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

Don't worry she's got the next eight or nine stops already planned out, she just woke up late so only had time for one on the way here
(also that kobold is definitely going to stay up at night thinking about the huge lady who ate out their entire stock and was still hungry)

>`,:3c

Exploding (positive) cause that shinx doodle is my most successful post like twice over lmfaoooo
Maybe I should do more like it

smug ass

Idk if I'm too late but

Goobriella
Glooria
Sludgina
Slimelda
Isablob
Mirene
Soozie
Gelatina
Glophelia

I've been playing a lot of dragon quest my slime pins are freshly primed

a shinx drawn in binary brush from memory

creature that would blink its eyes independently of one another

all girls want one thing and it's being held in the arms of someone who loves them while getting softly kissed over and over again until they fall asleep every night oh my god please i need this

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

The two names that come to mind when I see her are Marie (Muh-ree) and Chrysanthemum (like the flower)

A pastel-colored digital painting of a Pokemon. A Mega Dragonite happily flies and swirls in the sky with its tail curled in an arc.

you're about to be visited by the dragon of fun and smiles

I like to imagine. It's one of those moments where you both look at each other, approach to talk, forget what you're going to say, and just leave :P

Gaming Webcomic

ah of course its magnets i should have known!!

But is it modeled to work with doggy paws ??

Tangentially related side-fact: Paul Bunyon's Ox, Babe, is also technically a macro animal, and Paul himself is one of the earlier examples of Macros in folklore.

That's valid, at least ur perfect height for forehead smooches :3

I feel that,,
I'm like 6'2'' so I tried to reframe things in my head as "Now I get to be the Amazonian GF to a tiny girl somewhere..."

Oh that's the ideal height for girls!! You can lean on them like a high countertop and use the tops of their heads to hold snacks!!!

words I live by

U r not a machine designed to churn out consistent products on demand. It's okay to sometimes not be operating at full capacity, capability fluctuates and that's normal and okay! You shouldn't expect yourself to climb the mountain every single day.

doodled this last year still true this year big bitches stay winning

repost if trans people should have dr pepper

spoilers for legends za but
teehee

!!!

me after the infamous nacho cheese sauce incident at the 7-11

cool shirt