Computer, play the Gameboy Advance startup jingle at max volume please

Peggy! The whole neighborhood can hear ya cussin'

My body is a machine that turns "my body is a machine" jokes into jokes that are just barely funny

Fred Durst introducing an album in 2026 /positive

A brown tabby sitting in a laundry basket

I lightly caress my pussy often

Here he is

addendum: I just bought Prilosec

Call me Larry the Cable Guy the way that everything I do is a bit and also I'm from Nebraska

“My tits are up here,” I say, pointing to my birdcage .

It's a pretty easy cosplay too

opened the bathroom door after a shower without realizing the windows were open, I'll never lose accidental naked window neighbor status

Pokemon Champions :)

thank you Mega Infinity 💚

wololo

a man with a beard is wearing a pair of sunglasses that says ' osakakobe ' on the bottom Alt: Nappa from DBZ messing with his scouter

he did indeed. he got slappa'd so hard he exploded

Get DJ Penis Pain on Cock-chella

The title page to a piece of midi music entitled "The One Who's Running the Show: WHY ARE YOU SKA NOW?" with a few instruments and credits to the original artists

The center of the venn diagram of ska fans and neurodivergent folks is gonna go crazy if I finish this

he knows what's to come when his part releases in 30 years

how I be looking at the trans homies today

Please, Mr. Stank was my father; call me Hooba

A close up picture of the Iron Sheik, a large man with a long pointy mustache, next to an edited quote saying "FUCK THE O'Hare Airport in Chicago IL"

Hell yeah

Scott the Woz, a brown haired clean shaven lad with glasses, gesturing to some white text on a blue background reading "my sense of humor doesn't work!"

We're in South Carolina and I saw a sign for their state department of transportation and said "Hey all, SCDOT here!" and laughed really hard

bsky.app/profile/jav....

I don't even need pampering, I just need something that won't disintegrate the moment it makes contact with my butthole

Today I'm on a construction site for one of the most profitable companies on earth, why the hell do they have half-ply tissue paper instead of regular human tp in the porta johns?!

driving in my

woke up with my butt cheeks out, I'm sleep-mooning people I guess

I made tacos for dinner

If you had corned beef and cabbage hope you’re enjoying it and I’m totally not jealous!! (I am jealous, please enjoy it for me)

You Suffer (Taylor's version)

yummers