Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Don’t forget to drink water and go out in the sunshine today. We are all basically just houseplants with anxiety.

Wikipedia screenshot: Formal negotiations began with the adoption of the Joint Plan of Action, an interim agreement signed between Iran and the P5+1 countries in November 3013. Iran and the P5+1 countries engaged in negotiations for the following 20 months and, in April 2015, agreed on a framework, which later led to JCPOA, along with a Roadmap Agreement between Iran and the International Atomic Energy Agency

The Iran Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action that Trump ripped up (and whose terms he would love right now!) took at least 20 months of negotiation. Months. Not hours.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!"

NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

They're all godawful, but of course he's firing the women first.

The DOW is so low, Bondi should be able to investigate Epstein’s friends AND Kristi Noem.

The Trump administration is gearing up to kick an estimated six million more people off of food assistance programs — including nearly two million children.

The move would save just $1 billion a year, while Trump spends upwards of $1 billion per *day* on his new forever war.

Priorities.

That's the way you do it.

We live in truly dystopian times. Kids arrested for throwing snowballs; masked kidnappers snatching students from the halls of Columbia. Madness.

Scoop: Pentagon takes first step toward blacklisting Anthropic The Pentagon asked at least two major defense contractors to assess their reliance on Claude.

Trump & Hegseth are punishing an American company because it won’t give them the tools to conduct mass surveillance on the American people.

This is Big Brother on steroids & it should scare the hell out of us. Our liberties are at stake, we cannot let this go unchecked.

Irony at its finest…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

I’m partial to white.

😞

Many people in the holocaust died from diseases that are caused by things like lying in feces and urine.

ACAB.

He tells us what he’ll do.
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Why won't the criminals admit to their crimes?? 😒

I know this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but these guys are paid with your tax money and have no real job. ICE isn't necessary. They don't get rid of criminals. They just terrorize communities. And THAT'S why they should be abolished. No need for reins. It's not a job!

Alex Pretti lived a Life of Meaning and he will be remembered as a hero who stood up to evil men to protect his neighbors

💔

Just did. Back to Red Note?

The funny thing about this standard MAGA response to protest is that in this case not only is it once again a lie, but the people they’re protesting — immigration officers — are literally paid agitators and chaos agents from out of state.

Deporting children with cancer.
Using a 5-year-old as bait.
Shooting moms.

ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

Wait, did Trump get a standing ovation? 🤭

JFC.

❗️Zelensky: We should not accept the idea that Europe is merely a salad of small and medium-sized powers, seasoned with enemies of Europe.When we are united, we are truly invincible. Europe can — and must — be a global force.

I’m old enough to remember parents getting arrested for letting their kids play by themselves in the park.