Appreciate it’s a brave new world and all that but why tf does coffee have tasting notes? Can it just taste of coffee please?

I’m assuming that the FIFA Peace Prize can’t be won by the same person two years in a row?

A lovely bank holiday run along the canal and back up through Barnsbury

After a good week of feverish anticipation. SOME of my mates had Moonraker on video but our Betamax had chewed the tape

Of course in days of yore (linear TV) one would now be preparing to snooze in front of a Bond film

I can’t adequately explain how fat this weekend is

I went into Project Hail Mary already vexed because why do films need to be over 2h30m. Enjoyed but there’s at least 30 unnecessary m in there.

Caturday

No one:
Siri: Workout paused
Me: Siri, resume workout
Siri: Eh?

We’re heading into scarce Lime bike season, winter troopers

Many powerful white men in the Epstein files. Hillary Clinton - *checks notes* a woman - first batch in front of Congress

Forget Blue Monday; this is Brown Monday where you throw out the mouldy ‘Good Intentions’ fruit from 5th Jan in the office fridge to make way for white Monster

Royal Mint guy: ‘what if we made them slippy?’

Wouldn’t it be nice if this Labour government would tax people who can afford to have accountants and tax advisors on retainer.

Anyone want Nine Inch Nails tickets for tomorrow, Manchester UK? I can't make it as my friend has COVID 😭 Listed them at face value, happy for offers. #NIN #NineInchNails

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I note Yemen is on Trump's new travel ban, rendering Chandler from Friends' travel plans impossible

Love how it is always “rich guys warn that xyz will become more expensive” and never “rich guys warn that they’ll have fewer space rockets for fun”

I would just like my emails in a chronological list, in my inbox; thanks.
No really.
No no no don’t do tha… Oh.

Nephew is coeliac so I had to FORCE this Honest Burger down last night along with the coleslaw.

True. It’s a strange heady blend of annoyance and gratitude.

@suw.bsky.social @maribiscuits.bsky.social Pocket shits in the bath occasionally for no reason at all so how d’ you like them apples?

Well this is all very pleasant

There’s no way I could be a professional footballer. The Arsenal match doesn’t start til 8pm - I’ve got to be honest I’m considering bed from 7

It’s like an epoch

Greeting from the future. Mars has now been colonised and we’ve achieved world peace. It’s still January 2025

‘Leader of the free world’ is about as accurate as ‘World Series’. Maybe try ‘Bully’?

Folk waiting for lifts up at Elephant & Castle. It’s giving lifeboats on the Titanic.

Trump’s inaugural address centers on pledge to lift a country in ‘decline’ In his second Inaugural Address, the president reprised dark themes from his first and laid out an expansive policy agenda.

President Trump's inaugural address was a misleading assessment of the U.S. It has a growing economy, falling inflation, slowing illegal immigration, a record-breaking stock market, the lowest levels of violent crime in years and a military that has limited engagement in conflicts around the world.

Happy to spend 10 minutes searching for an alternative rather than use any website that has incessant pop ups offering me a 10% discount for my email address

My Lime photography is verging on obsessive