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Posts by Shamp

We meet each week in The Lion since that has the most cubicle toilets.
Password to access the function room is “Gaviscon”

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Is it Shelly Poole from Alisha’s Attic?

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If it’s the same one, the outcome will be exactly enough to upset the punished and not enough to satisfy everyone else.

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Pickleball has never been popular. Big Pickleball just pushes stories about its popularity to get people to buy more plastic bullshit.

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Harry Kane isn’t real

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The replies to this obvious joke are quite something

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And as I’ve said before, if you disagree with the project of the state of Israel then surely you must be very positive about Jewish people who are making our lives outside Israel.

Netanyahu is deliberately stress-testing that hypothesis and proving it false. Antisemitism does his work for him.

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Hmn. My opinion is that Blink-182 are a stupid band and of no value.
I’m therefore always furious when Kent makes me listen to them and they’re good actually.
Fuming.

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They do

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Is that a weird British thing? Peas with mint? Cos we do it with fresh peas too

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Kind of sort of.
Marrowfat peas soaked overnight & cooked with butter and mint and slightly mashed.
Nicer than it sounds tbf

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Rock, chips, mushy peas. Also a cup of tea which is the correct beverage with fish and chips.

Rock, chips, mushy peas. Also a cup of tea which is the correct beverage with fish and chips.

Fish, chips, mushy peas and a cup of tea.
I went full UKIP for my beach lunch today.

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A prize for whoever finds the nomination I submitted on my alt account…

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There’s a 2001 Alisha’s Attic album???

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Mother-in-law 80th birthday weekend.
I got her doing tequila shots.

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Big White House by the beach. 4 floors. Bit of a maze.  Brilliant!

Big White House by the beach. 4 floors. Bit of a maze. Brilliant!

Garden of house. There is sea right there

Garden of house. There is sea right there

It’s the fucking sea

It’s the fucking sea

Residence for the weekend.
Not shit.

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Salad. Anchovies (love those salty fuckers)  and perfectly boiled eggs

Salad. Anchovies (love those salty fuckers) and perfectly boiled eggs

Made a salad innit

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And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

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And lo Jesus did say unto his flock “try not be a cunt eh?”

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Unfair accusations of dog abuse aside, BTS just bounced off me. I have no memory of it 24 hours later. Checked my notes for 1999.
“All the sort of noises I like, but didn’t grab me Score 18.”
Maybe I have some genetic immunity to them..

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Approximately 100 of you can’t be trusted round dogs

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I have done this and it was a very rewarding experience.

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I’m a sucker for both Jason Lytle and Jon Donahue as vocalists, but totally get why people wouldn’t.

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This’ll backfire. If ever a group of people were owners of multiple cats, it’s this crowd.
(I also like cats)

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No one will see this unsupportable dog fucking accusation anyway cos Bluesky is so broken .

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Look, I’m not saying that if you vote BTS you interfere with dogs. I just wouldn’t leave you unsupervised with Lolly just to be on the safe side.

Be more Lolly - vote Rev!

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I’m glad someone has.

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Flaky and unreliable. I finally found a social media app that’s just like me ❤️❤️❤️

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Someone should invent a social media app that is offline 100% of the time.
Then we would all be free.

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