I cannot get over that post I saw this morning with a link to r/AskHistorians that was like “hitler was a disney adult”

Local single shots in <span class="material-icons">location_on</span> want to meet you!

Hello. I am Werner Herzog, and you are watching the Disney Channel.

The Muppets' Robin Hood with Daniel Craig as Prince John.

You're welcome #Disney I'll take my check now.

called it #HighPoint #MarchMadness

The sequel we all deserve tbh.

i hope disney lets hannah montana rip a huge bong hit on stage.

Disney Plus and buttstuff

NO NOW I'M EVEN MORE WORRIED

OK hollup we're gun need some clarifications here.

I'm failing to see the problem. 😂

WELL that was quick 👀👀

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WHADDUP FARBTONERS it's Oscar season so you know what that means

SEND IN UR B̶U̶S̶H̶ ̶P̶I̶X̶X̶X̶ BALLOTS

No no, that's McQueen. Markwayne is that Catholic University / basketball powerhouse in Wisconsin.

nintendo proudly announcing the first gym leader that fucks their pokemon in the same tone of voice as disney announcing their "first gay character"

Beast, pre-transformation duh. 😆

Disney+ keeps track of users who share their passwords, and restricts their account so they can only watch Cars 2.

Pure evil.

i hope disney likes gaston x jafar yaoi

yes, yes, yes, and yes

Both at the same time. But only the tops. Maintain eye contact all throughout TSA. Establish dominance.

BRUH

Bob Iger, 74 years old, out here with the decision making skills of a 94 year old congressman.

I am so immensely stupid. "well the P stands for Popeyes what's the D stand for?"

*two hours later*

oh.

tbh this is the right call

just AI slop

TODAY'S THE DAY

Let's
Kick
Diz
Sizz
Ahh
UFFDA

It's the play(party)-in round. So the ̶T̶h̶i̶r̶s̶t̶y̶ ̶3̶2̶ NOVEL NINETEEN will be fighting to even get in. I'll drop *4 A DAY* for 5 days, leave the polls up for a week, and then FULL CLEVELAND STEAMBOAT WILLIES AHEAD.

Darin Chappell - Wikipedia

I have a not so deep conspiracy theory that, given her uh whole family's politics and her I CAN'T SUPPORT KAMALA, she's a faux-leftist plant. She reminds me of what a Conservative thinks a Liberal is without actually meeting one.
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i just know the zootopia 2 snake is going to get the same reputation as kaa from the jungle book so like fuck it. we should ship them. cursed snaoi

this post broke my brain a week ago. *every few hours* since then I'm just going about my business and my brain randomly dumps the word 'snolycule' into my consciousness like a slot machine paying out hot garbage. (complementary)

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