A bit late, bruv

Who saw it coming that the ceasefire that Trump touted didn't last 48 hours? It's almost like everyone knew it would happen. TACO is absolutely true, and his damage is intense for the short term. Now back to your irregularly scheduled presidency.

Trump is in the Epstein files. #NeverForget

You don't like my team AT ALL, but yes. We do love football!

I'm just gonna get out in front of it in case it actually does happen:

Elon Musk did not kill himself.
#ThereISaidIt

We allowed a reality TV host to take over, and that's how he sees the world. It's his show, and everyone else is a bunch of NPC's who enable him and his stupidity.

That's my quarterback!

Sure can't wait until Pete Hegseth and Elon Musk get deported for outright Nazi behavior or adjacent tattoos.

We knew he wanted to go back to Detroit, so that was expected. We can draft another corner that would be a third to Quinyon and Cooper if Keely and Isaiah can't get it done. Now sign Zack Baun, and attack the rest of free agency.

For those of us who want to watch certain parts of the world burn, Tesla's stock is continuing to tank. At the time of writing, it's at $267.33. Come on people, we can do better. Let them burn faster!

Jerry really isn't trying to do anything. Stefon Diggs will probably be able to reunite with his brother on a lower cost if Jerry is willing to spend money, but that offensive line is going to need REAL WORK.

Gonna need the progressives to step in, and do something where the closer-to-centrist democrats are failing altogether.

@lordminion777.bsky.social relevant to an old conversation if you're still looking for a fake cigar for your character
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The Brits had done their job of ostracizing and removing his titles from formerly Prince Andrew. Now what will we do with Trump and Bill Clinton? Bill is in a lot of pictures. We know Trump loved Epstein calling a terrific guy, and had been pictured with him multiple times. How do we handle these 2?

And he's that much more of an asshole for it.

"of America, and for America" isn't something an American would say. He's a rich, narcissistic human shaped pile of exploitative trash.

Pepperidge Farm remembers. All kidding aside, the sooner that guy exits office, the better off the people of Kentucky will be.

@scootermagruder.bsky.social so are you coming for the parade and celebration of the Birds?

He could have won another here, and Saints are in disarray for the next season.

Cope-a-Cabana YouTube video by Chris Voiceman

@scootermagruder.bsky.social I know that you're feeling salty right now, but the copium is going into overdrive with this Birds Superbowl win. Are you coping and seething?
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When did yours arrive? I was part of the Kickstarter, and haven't received mine yet.

It's a wonderful day to not hate yourself, and those around you. Remember that we all have a glaring hole in at least one aspect of our lives. Your job is to not make it everyone else's problem. Reach outside of your circle, and help others. And it goes without saying Fuck Elon Musk.

The last time this greased up stack of spray tanned assholes took office, I swore an Eagles fan sold their soul to get the Eagles a Superbowl win. And now, here we are 8 years later. Did another Eagles fan double down for a second Superbowl?? Was it a GravySeal??

He's the hero we asked for, but didn't deserve. Altoona's McDonald's has ruined it for everyone. #ItsCEOSeason

🎵 I always feel like somebody's watching meeeee 🎵