Going for the neck first, until I find that perfect spot 😈

Cuddles?

my last surgery ( if all goes well ) is tomorrow at 1pm i’m nervous and anxious but i know that it’ll all be worth it so i can be in less pain 🥺 send me and cj hugs and positive vibes 💖

team aqua and team magma drip

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

Horny dick in the woods 😏🍆🏕️

my thick thursday submission is also my belated hump day entry

BRC is amazing! You excited for Hyperfunk?

Feeling sporty

fuzzy butt fuzzy butt

With printed media, you can just store it in a warehouse. When some company says "we never said that," you can go to the archives, fetch a newspaper, and that ends the argument. When the companies on their websites change stories, there is no archive outside the Internet Archive.

A dick pic. Also coffee.

Let’s celebrate Friday together.

me in a bathtub

Bathtime 💦

Pit, an angel, shooting an arrow at a floating eyeball enemy, with two other eyeball enemies behind it

Pit, wielding two yellow and blue orbs near his shoulders, facing a giant, multicolored space kraken

Underrated video game: Kid Icarus: Uprising

Nintendo PLEASE port this to switch so I can play with a real controller and not get hand cramps after five minutes 😭

a pixel art drawing of kirby laying on top of a grassy hill Alt: a pixel art drawing of kirby laying on top of a grassy hill

Favorite video game character

My son. My little pink eldritch horror baby that can do no wrong. An infinite source of happiness in this gloomy dark world we live in.

SNES box cover artwork for Mickey Mania. It shows Mickey Mouse and an evil scientist inside a castle filled with bats.

A screenshot of one of the levels in the game, where Mickey is running away towards the camera from a moose in the background. It was a unique method of creating a pseudo-3D looking environment. The grass rotates backwards under Mickey to give the illusion that he is running through a large plain.

Very first video game: Mickey Mania

I remember that one level where you climb up the rotating tower very well. I also remember giving my mom the controller a lot because I couldn't beat any of the levels. I don't think anyone in my family ever actually beat the game.

Daddy Duck with a wide, evil grin

Hell yeah that's right 😌

Easter fit front cock out

Easter fit front cock out

Easter fit front cock out and in hand. The other arm behind my head

🐰

Ass

Easter posting on hump day because I forgot lol

Happy Humpday! Missing the feeling of @cuberoon.com sliding deep inside me 🥴

Husbot hates it when I pause him like this. Hey, I got to use what control I have. I might be "punished" for this later. #asfr #bluf

hump day

Title says: One like equals one video game answer. There are thirty questions. Each like on this post means I will answer these questions in order, until 30 likes.

I'll cave

Ornithomancy Official Trailer 🕊️

Written by me
Directed by S. Vollie Osborn

World premiere this week at the Wicked Queer Film Festival in Boston on 4/9.

More festival dates to follow! Follow @ornithomancyfilm on IG for more updates 💛

Makar my precious child I would die for you 🥹

What if I wanna be a bad boy?

Hairy, chubby bear shoes off his heavy bulge in a red jock strap. His pants are around his knees and he’s lifting his T-shirt up to show off his round belly and hairy man tits.

Think you could be a good boy for dad?

dripping 💦

Woof~ Huffs with a side of bone anyone? 🥴😈

I need a sniff 🥵