get warm soon Jared!!!!

a compliment appetizer before a criticism, they teach that in theater school

iced coffee in the morning, especially on a chilly morning, is one of our most pervasive societal ills and i’ll say it with my entire chest

just passed a young homosexual clutching his cold brew and shivering in the 35-degree weather like the Little Match Girl……..a sad sight in April

omg happy birthday woah woah woah what a GUY

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!! congratulations!!!

better than sloshmaxxing

i would’ve let you sleep in fyi

glad your trip is off to a great start Jon :)

maybe in my 40’s i’ll finally live somewhere with a washer and dryer 😭😭

i would like to join this team

i’m so excited for you king!!!!!!

haven’t been out on the town in months………….does the dance floor miss me, i wonder…….

forgot to tell y’all i took another this afternoon

i have some notes on your tone here

i’m glad we all agree that i’m the sweet one and you’re the dangerous substance to be used with caution :)

well you just let me know when that day comes chad

old guy on the train wearing a t-shirt that says You Are The Vodka To My Cran……..now i’m wondering who’s the Vodka to MY Cran……..

i got so wet……….now it’s up to y’all to tell my story

it’s not even monday

says the president of the early risers club!!!

Luke you deserve

always!

i’m dog sitting Zeus and we’re CUTTIN UP

already took my first little nap of the day :)

100 American dollars even i’m told! you can give them to me and i’ll figure out the cake acquisition

i volunteer :) anything for your mental health :)

he had a good run 😭

was unaware of the impending monsoon when i began my lunchtime errands and now i’m stuck under an awning for the foreseeable future don’t forget about me

wake THAT up!!!!!