oh my god it me

a man is carrying a suitcase in a room with a mirror ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase in a room with a mirror

a movie i could quote endlessly tbh i used to get stoned with my friends in high school and we would put this on and laugh the entire time

I never post here but hi bsky 🫶🏻

it's just me, my hunky writer husband, and my four girlfriends against the world #stardewvalleyexperience

Screenshot of Gengar sitting on some steps on a staircase in the Pokémon journeys anime

Screenshot of a Chansey wearing a top hat sitting on some steps in the rain

sitting

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stalker is finally gone

Little girl points towards the camera with her older brother and a large muscular purple alien warlord walking behind her

Who needs live action Lilo and Stitch when Psycho Goreman exists for all your “difficult little girl adopts an intergalactic supervillain” needs

𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘵 / 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘏𝘪𝘭𝘭 — 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙨 (2021)

— 𝘡𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘩

—𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏,
𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒚.

I feel so normal about Midnight Mass and Father Paul. Like so normal. The most normal I've ever been about anything in my life.

I keep singing Sabrina Carpenters Nonsense but the Christmas version by accident and honestly it's better than the original

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Original Series scene. Looks like we're having a fancy party on the Enterprise. We're in a larger but unspecified room for what seems like the hors d'oeuvres part of the evening's agenda. Lots of different looking background folks drinking and mingling. We've got some different headdresses, and someone is holding a spear maybe. But it's all light and chill with smiles and polite looks. Up front is Kirk, Spock, and Bones. They have on dress uniforms, which look like normal uniforms but with gold bedazzled trim around the nech and down center. Also some extra flair pieces where the delta shield usually sits. In front of them is a table, filled with foods and drinkware and booze. The food looks like when you were a kid and made playdough stuff by pushing the different colored playdough through the thing and then cut off stars or cubes or spaghetti. Bones and Kirk are looking at Spock Who is speaking. Closed caption reads, "On Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive."

The Original Series shot. Spock is sitting in a chair and holding a black cat in his lap. It's not a chonky cat, but also not kitten size. There's no caption, it's just Spock with a cat. Honestly I wouldn't have taken Vulcans for cat people. Hard to imagine them cleaning littler boxes or opening up a can of fancy feast for Sprinkles or having little cat toys laying around their quarters. Seems illogical when they could be doing science or something more productive. But on the other hand, they are an advanced species and so there's gotta be something to the emotional and spiritual benefits of pet ownership. Anyways, no caption here, have a great day everyone.

a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge . ALT: a man in a red shirt and tie is standing in front of a fridge .

Shuddering at the thought. My dad would eat canned sardines and oysters when I was a kid, and I honestly couldn't be in the same room. After getting pregnant, my tolerance for fishy smells has drastically plummeted 💀 Sushi, surprisingly, is still completely fine

tuna is debatable, but canned fish in general just have that..... smell.

"Tattoos are stupid" I say as I draft up my half sleeve with my tattoo artist

literally any canned fish

— “ There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. ”

Riker, bearded, stands in red uniform looking hunky. Closed caption reads, "What the hell?"

Me + the news every single day since the inauguration:

Touch-ups on current piece and some new additions. I love flowers and spiderwebs. 🌸🕸️🏵️🕸️🌺🕸️

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Damn, April is sexual assault awareness month. Let me drop this here

Lachryma video is so pretty, V is gorgeous uhguhguhg

I think Our Flag Means Death was the closest thing to a live action fan fiction we will ever get and it's never going to be updated again