Pokemon Tarot pt.2

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

I know @matchablossombang.bsky.social sign ups haven't even closed yet but. What if I start writing my fic now. I am looking forward to going back to writing matchablossom again…

Is this a cry for help or a resignation to my own fate? Unsure but maybe both

The likelihood of me just completely ignoring the "mini" part of this event title is… non-zero

Okay I did remember a fic I wanted to write so I signed up after all

ilu thank you for always enabling

Hmmm do I want to sign up to mb mini bang

Hello!! I am so glad that I decided to use bsky at the absolute right moment to witness your daughter!

This senior citizen will absolutely Fuck You Up if you're wearing a high-vis safety vest

When your dog is way too good at generalising (barking at delivery vans > barking at any sort of delivery driver) and develops impeccable stimulus discrimination (barking only at cars that pull up when they're driven by delivery drivers) I respect his commitment to the task.

What a gorgeous baby!!

All is fair in love and murder and skateboarding - Ainosuke, probably

sylvix was like what if your childhood best friends to lovers killed each other and then matchablossom was like what if they skateboarded and now we're back to what if they killed each other. Time is a circle

This sure does fall into a Category

Key art for the video game "Sword of the Sea" depicting a character riding a wave with a sword.

Key art for the video game "Discounty", depicting a town full of lively characters surrounding a supermarket.

Key art for the video game "Tiny Bookshop" depicting a group of people in and around a bookstore.

Key art for the video game "Is This Seat Taken?" depicting a scene of shape-based characters waiting for the bus.

I think most agree that algorithms favor negativity, so can we take a moment for these incredible recent releases?

🌊 Sword of the Sea
📦 Discounty
📚 Tiny Bookshop
💺 Is This Seat Taken?
🏡 MakeRoom
💎 Gemporium
📮 Catto's Post Office
🔮 Ritual of Raven
✨ Whimside

A screenshot of a tumblr post by user other window that reads: unboxing videos but it's a werewolf filming her vampire wife groggily waking up from a coffin when the sun goes down. Werewolf: what could be in this box? Vampire in a muffled voice: your wife

I am sorry to be posting low res tumblr screenshots but if someone draws this as matchablossom, I will write you a fic in exchange

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#matchablossom #sk8

DKこじかお好き～

#ジョーチェリ
#matchablossom

I love this flavour of matchablossom

Kojiro WOULD out himself by accident for the sake of a bad joke at Kaoru's expense

あッ！！😡💢☀️🍨🐯🌸
#matchablossom

#ジョーチェリ
#matchablossom

#matchablossom

I think that a crybaby sobble that goes through a drizzile emo phase and comes out as a much more elegant inteleon is also extremely Kaoru

Kaoru truly living the best of both worlds

And then he crashes tf out when his Rillaboom faints in Spikemuth after taking a poison attack and he's like huh what's that about

Constantly sending Kojiro screenshots of his Rillaboom like "just tanked your way through another gym"

Thinking about Kaoru playing Pokémon sword/shield and jokingly picking a grookey starter and nicknaming it Kojiro and then getting stupidly attached to it and realising he's in love with his best friend via Pokémon

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The expression is so lovely! So full of yearning