Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

Dr. Perky in Tomodachi life

Fucked up in the crib

Fic on AO3 for umamusume pretty derby called "gold ship and tm opera o committed $9.7 million in securities fraud on september 11th 2001 using a liechtenstein stiftung, seven shell companies across six jurisdictions, and an 84 year old lawyer with dementia who doesnt recall any of this"

I'm just trying to find fics of vodka and scarlet kissing man

Late night melty by the car

took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess

Love it. For sharing and making me laugh, I will share my favorite movie description ever. (My Great Aunt Ethel was in this one.)

Girls with IBS when they order a treat that'll hurt

CR 2025: SHADOW PRISONER TOP 8 (9) RESULTS

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Magic 🪄✨ ✈️

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1 - SLUGGO IS READING A SIGN IN A SHOP WINDOW … SIGN I CAN TRACE YOUR FAMILY TREE LEARN ALL ABOUT YOUR ANCESTORS FOR 50 CENTS P2- SHOP OWNER: AHEM--- I'VE TRACED YER FAMILY BACK TO THE ROYAL FAMILIES OF EUROPE ---YOU HAVE ROYAL BLOOD, SON- - - 50 CENTS PLEASE P3- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND IS VERY SURPRISED NANCY: SLUGGO P4- SLUGGO IS COMING OUT OF A COSTUME SHOP WEARING A CROWN ON HUS HEAD SLUGGO: YOUR MAJESTY IF YOU PLEASE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 28,1946

back on it

It's of the few game series that were central to my development in my formative years. MGS 1-3 were that important to me as a kid

We gotta nerd out sometime about MGS 🤓🤓🤓🤓

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

had to educate my twenty year old coworker what a mcsalad shaker was

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

Whoa
Banana

Cool cool mountain but it's the crew from FF7 with Sephiroth throwing the baby penguin off the mountain Cloud"did sephiroth do this"?

uma musume casual outfits can be easily divided into 5 categorical styles, i think

Lammy Blows It