WorldCurlew day today.

Chris Mason needs to go and lie down in a dark room

Chris Mason about to wet himself with excitement. #Robbins

Facial recognition cameras used for the first time in Cumbria- at Appleby horse fail. well well well fancy that.

It’s a chainer- doesn’t have the same ring!

Fingers and toes crossed. Plus holding my breath.

I fancy it’s time that the bbc employ a snooker commentator fluent in Mandarin.

Is there anything I can read inbetween the lines?

Chris Mason klaxons.

Eight pounds for a pint. I’d want a quart for that.

It’s ten to nine and there’s time yet.

The only reason I interrupted is because I didn’t like your answer

Robinson it being particularly vile this morning.
It’s not his opinion we want to hear.

Bursting to overflowing.

Nick Robinson is bursting with glee.

Brian gets jailed for perverting the course of justice.

Prison phones now going into schools

Any London club being relegated is fine by me but I have a hierarchy (lowerarchy)

a wooden coffin with a sign that says goodbye ALT: a wooden coffin with a sign that says goodbye

Future of the monarchy.

Charlie- goodness will always prevail- Andrew

Anna digging for dirt against Starmer.

I’ve had two days of mostly sleeping. I’ve never sneezed so much.I felt hollowed out. Feeling a tad better today.

Ollie Robins being put on a dais by nick Robinson.
#TodayBBC

Access required 24/7

Ft100 CEO’s still lagging behind. Catch up. Ffs if they can earn more in the USA they should go. #Rabobank

It’s a shame that three locks are necessary.

I said to a friend riding an e-bike is like cycling with a spare pair of legs. But ‘abolishes hills’ is good too.

A herd is royal correspondents come crawling out of the shadows.

Ffs she had two birthdays when she was alive and she still gets one when dead.
#Betty11

It’s a belter!
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