a-are you joking?

girl, your feet drive me absolutely googledebunkers

Still from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Saruman speaking to Gandalf with text that reads "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

fuck you man

You mean you've gotta purchase a Nintendo Switch 2 so you can use it to play a legitimately obtained copy of Tomodachi, right?

You liil that little PINGAS?

YouTube Pooper Giantess

why does my back hurt 🦌

Yuri

Peridot sitting within a boot so ding dang large that she doesn't even peek out from it's collar, looking up all cute-like.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

😵‍💫🥵

A lil' Peridot in casual clothes looking up with some big ol' eyes. They won't tell you this, but those Peridots you see out on the street? They're free. You can just take them home. I have 53 Peridots.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

a heem heem

metal mario and isolated metal mario texture (orb with beautiful flowers) being reacted to by a guy going "HOLD UP!! He's actually beautiful flowers?"

very Aubrey coded

A wretched, gremlin-ish Peridot, looking up with big ol' watery eyes. Ah, child, come closer. I weaken. My strength runs thin. I cannot hold her back for long. Even now, she beats upon the door. My sorceries could only hold her back. Smolidot, that foul creature, could not be stopped by something so simple as death. Carry word, young one. Warn them.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

This is MY girlfriend >:3 Be jealous, nerds

she's beautiful...

oh babe :(

girl dinner

Heyo :3

doodles about being a good girl on the floor

#microfurry

Sorry you can't claim me crushing your stupid car on your insurance. They don't cover acts of God~

Who are they?

It annoys me how good this post is

😨

wait, they put her cream in it???

The one in Lost does have a plane though

And almost none of them even have a plane

Dr Robotnik: "Now that all the flickies have been trapped in my atheist propaganda machines, they will stop believing in God, and Christianity will die forever!" Sonic the Christhog: "That's where you're wrong, Robotnik. Look!" *Robotnik turns and sees all of the propaganda machines overloading and exploding because the flickies are so strong in their faith*

perhaps...