NO?! my parents were both alive and kicking last time I checked. But I was raised as a Jedi so like I never saw them, not that I would wanna after the fuckery they did to my genes

// literally that. It was a whole meme in my childhood friend group

"You like... make it with your hands, dude. Do you people not assemble stuff with your hands? You know, cut the metal fit it to size, do the wiring yourself. Wow they're really dumbing down the youth these days."

// I have been away because i was playing KOTOR and it's had me in a chokehold , what a goat'd game

oh love that Arkanian look

"Uhhhh...... No, dude..... we're not using ... whatever that is," Chosung looked at the machine in disbelief.

"So we use something called our hands,,,"

Are you incapable of having a laff, ya karkin' fool

No need to pin down, I'm literally a Jedi technician. I can disable any droid with the Force

how can only their shadows remain if they aren't here? That's not how shadows work my man

you're not surrounded by shadows tho...

"uhhh... Okay yeah u shoot gud. But a lightsaber isn't like a blaster or whatever that was," He squinted his pupilless eyes to look at the crystal.

"Yeaahh blue crystal makes a blue blade. Generally. Okay we need stuff to like... make the sabre, do you have anything like that?"

Nah man I quit that job, I'm a bounty hunter now

"Okay yeah I don't get it.

Wellllllll if you got the kyber crystals you can make the lightsaber. And like... desired colour and style you got in mind? Also I will say, if you aren't Force sensitive it will be quite a learning curve to learn how to wield a lightsaber."

"Bruh I don't know why people keep saying Star Wars at me like ok I am sure other galaxies have wars in stars? No?

Anyway I'm Chosung Tarkal, not my real name but no one can say my real name. I'm not a Jedi and I have a lightsaber, don't let those dudes gatekeep poodoo from you."

Oh yeah? I can help you with that, dude!

@realmcgill.bsky.social whhooo are youuu?!?!

@realmcgill.bsky.social bruh who are you??

"I have a lot of thoughts.. My Master said if I didn't meditate like this every day, I'll go mad."

What? I used to be a Jedi so I know how it's done. Okay okay lets meditate... *closes his eyes, actually very close to the Force despite his words. He talks like a cool rogue but Chosung is very dedicated to his meditation*

My temperament is fine. I mean, I passed the Jedi Trials, I was knighted so clearly I'm doing something right -- or well was. I'm not a Jedi anymore.

I can meditate with you? Like bro I'm Jedi Order trained

bruh u need help?

*roars back*

"Nah it's cool. But yeah, my opinion is the same. This is why I left the Order, I feel more free choosing a life of crime."

"WHAT?! Oh no I only agree with that man about the sand."

Because of the eugenics war and the fact that it's illegal in the Federation. It's like saying humans don't like robbery, like yeah it's illegal.

But you and I are from outside the Federation, well kinda. I'm genetically modified, but my story makes sense lol

maybe? what's up?

"Yeah yeah but I still think the Force is fake. If it was real, I wouldn't be on my third lightsaber and my Master would be proud of me. Or something."

Man u good?

"I know, I have lived so many different lives. I have a lightsaber but like, that's not my main thing I swear"