Wolves & Wild in multiview over a blue & green fire

Multiview locked in. Let's see how late I can stay up.

Go Wolves. Go Wild.

Rooster on HBO is my favorite new comedy series in a long, long time

They had an entire decade to listen. They can rot.

Got a drug test for my new job a week from today 😫 if I can't get high today, I'm at least getting a stoner lunch at Taco Bell

See ya, scumbag

Look at the things he pointed out. Entrances and Vaquer's ass.

I said it earlier today - WWE fans don't like wrestling, they just don't realize it.

The grandeur just tricks them into thinking they're watching the best wrestling in the world

"I'm looking to be convinced" is so obnoxious. Give it a try or don't. It's not that serious

The people who enjoy WWE don't actually like wrestling, they just don't realize it

DirtSheets.net Here's a stat that's about to blow your mind. In Ring Wrestling Time: 1 hour, 26 minutes total across 7 matches Ad time: APPROXIMATELY 1 hour and 14 minutes. 12 LESS MINUTES OF ADS THAN WRESTLING. TKO are genuinely ruining EVERYTHING. #WrestleMania #WWE #WWENews #WWERaw #Fanengagement #Sportsnews #wrestling #AEW

So night 1 of Wrestlemania really was just a longer SNME 😂🤼

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It's time

Lmao Wild absolutely DOMINATING 4-0. Glad one Minnesota team showed up for the playoffs today 🔥

Yes, the "no tribalism" stance that was popular when Wrestlesky blew up can RIP.

Fuck the fed into the ground. Then. Now. Forever.

Things I'm doing instead of watching Wrestlemania:

-Surviving my 2-year-old's reign of terror
-Watching the Wolves blow it
-Watching the Wild win
-Catching up on Your Friends & Neighbors with my wife after the toddler terror is done

There's no pro wrestling on today, Chris

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Hey Wolves. I got something for ya. I've seen it work, trust me.

Did the Wolves get shitfaced at halftime or what? Yikes.

Also Wild in 7. LET'S DOUBLE GOOOOO 🔥

Wolves in 6. LET'S GOOOOO 🔥

Well since they don't watch AEW, I assume they don't have a clue how piss poor she's gotten

New job acquired 😎 entrepreneurship is officially behind me. Thank the fuck Christ

Jericho is not allowed to turn heel again before he wraps it up. I legit forgot how hilarious this man can be 🤼

Now that it's wrapped up, Scrubs has officially joined King of the Hill in the elite tier of comedy revivals.

Malcolm in the Middle was excellent as well.

Thank fuck this didn't happen 🤼

Elite stans are reaching Roman pfp territory. Liking the majority of the roster and not throwing a bitch fit when my predictions are wrong is really fun, I promise you 🤼

Darby winning near Seattle on free TV during Mania week was no coincidence. TK has had this moment in mind for a LONG time. #AEWDynamite

Thinking through it, Darby squashing to win the big one is a top-3 moment in #AEWDynamite history for me

Loved it. Brilliant. Awesome.

If you're pissed about the squash, they have a PPV to sell in May. Chill tf out 🤼

#ANDNEW

I've spent the last month or so thinking Darby was stale as hell lately, but I'm suddenly so here for this. Let's fucking go! #AEWDynamite

Sting ain't here for shits & giggles. Confetti dropping tonight. #ANDNEW #AEWDynamite