What About Bob: Bill Murray has tied himself to a sailboat. He’s babystepping

Me when I do something remotely challenging:

I’M BABYSTEPPING!

When the thing you make that matters the most is MONEY, I just don’t think it’s sustainable.

(This is about Allbirds, but so much more)

The very qualities that compel them to seek office are those that make them unfit

It’s one of those perennial problems: all too often, the people who seek the most power should least be entrusted with it

I mean, he’s a little too ham-handed to pull off the whole Antichrist thing, but we do see how it COULD be done

😭😭

Overheard at the Mar-a-Lago soft-serve ice cream machine:

“He’s not a hero because he was crucified. I like people who weren’t crucified, okay?”

We are told that a large press conference is forthcoming

Jesus’ representatives have declined comment

NEW: In blistering Truth Social post, Trump blasts Jesus as “WEAK on Crime”

My conversation with Tavis Smiley needs a Part 2!

Link to the full interview (which begins at 1:35:55): www.youtube.com/live/UyqjCO1...

He’s building quite the track record!

🤣🤣

He can start with the bocce court!

I need to get Vance out here in my yard where I don’t want plants to grow

A LOT. One could say he’s a couch lover

I am calling for more research in this groundbreaking area of study

To my knowledge, Vance presents the first documented case of negative rizz with potentially serious geopolitical consequences

I’m deeply grateful to Tavis Smiley for this soul-stirring conversation.

Link to the full interview (which begins at 1:35:55): www.youtube.com/live/UyqjCO1...

They may really be geniuses

The whole thing just kind of strikes me as the height of guerrilla marketing (“Lay’s has created a potato chip too delicious to be sold”)

This should be easy now

Now that Anthropic has reportedly created a new AI model “too dangerous for public release,” it should use that model to figure out how to become profitable

There’s so much material 😂

Sauron states his case before the Isengard press pool

“These lies must end TODAY.”

NEW: Saruman calls surprise press conference denying relationship with Sauron

Aloha nui 🙏🏽🌺✨

Paperback of THE GLADE (MG horror) comes out in May, and even though Pina only grapples with her Iranian American identity a little bit, it's an important part of who she is.

But if you don't mind a backlist, THE BRUISING OF QILWA is a secondary world fantasy drawn from Iranian culture and history.

Thanks so much, dear Robin 🙏🏽💖

Thanks so much, Naseem—I am screaming inside my heart!!