This is for the chefs out there.

What is the bay leaf actually doing?

If you feel like you're not getting enough spam calls just try registering for a trademark and you can easily 5 - 10x the number of spam calls with this one easy trick

Nothing really teaches you about entropy like owning a home does

Phyresis + Sabotender = gg ez

Got denied a business loan because our credit card utilization was too high… why do you think I’m trying to get a loan?

Should I keep this and make a commander deck Y/N ?

Will my friends hate me if I play it Y/N ?

This is a serious question: where do colors come from? Like when we make products, how do we just fabricate blue? How are we able to make any color?

Shout out to the people putting “Account Executive" in their LinkedIn bio so I know to ignore their connection requests

Few things more insulting than the "Are you still watching?" modal on Netflix.

Yes. Stop judging me.

Can we patch the bug where whenever I’m eating salsa it somehow ends up on my clothes?

A copy of the 1986 memo from design engineer James Moylan proposing a symbol on the fuel gauge indicator noting on which side of the vehicle the fuel door is located.

Such a small change making a huge impact.

Mr. Moylan passed away in December of 2025 at the age of 80.

So many dad jokes about seeing you next year are dropping today

Merry Christmas!

When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide is how I imagine heroin feels

Fantasy writing rule #12: You must call it something other than a "birthday"

Is lukewarm pizza better than hot pizza?

Formal petition to change the symbolic representation of Thanksgiving from a turkey to a stick of butter

Nothing gives me a feeling of anxiety quite like when the numbers on the authenticator app turn red

In the third grade I really loved tuna fish sandwiches for some reason and I had one every day for like a year and that’s probably why I can’t do math very well

Still can’t believe we’re actually getting a live action Legend of Zelda movie

Waiting for the next episode of Dispatch to drop like

#dispatch #dispatchgame

Love love love Dispatch!

I do like monster slaying!

Awesome!

Will check it out!

Someone give me some good fantasy book recommendations or I’m going to try Malazan again (this is a threat)

Finally got to crack some Riftbound packs for myself. Guess we’re building an Ahri deck

Having kids is awesome because sometimes they say things like "This plant is fake we can't pick the leaves because they wont grow back. Just like daddies hair" and it's really great for building emotional resilience

The difference between optimism and pessimism is 8 hours of sleep

How many songs are on your “Liked Songs” playlist on Spotify?

At 313 myself. Trying to figure out if I’m above or below average