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Posts by Matt Foreman

IM BACK

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do you have shitty ankles

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girled cheese

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tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set

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all alone is my hidden gem from that album

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is romaine lettuce healthy reddit

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join me in my 3 (4?) month bender

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my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny

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when the cheese has those little crunchy bits 😩

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kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time

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my fathers name is upfart

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*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times*
does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔

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actually i knew that

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🤢

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food can get carbonated as it starts to ferment!

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what an insane pattern match

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my calico cat, Chihiro, loafing next to the corn dog stick she got off my plate. the corn dog stick is almost the length of her body.

my calico cat, Chihiro, loafing next to the corn dog stick she got off my plate. the corn dog stick is almost the length of her body.

she is one corn dog long

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Headline: UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%

Headline: UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%

No Angel

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slime

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do it you won’t

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you are right

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i hate this

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xp waste tho

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you read a whole book in a day

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who’s the 1 in this scenario

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i like how you left most of them worded as confusingly as possible 😂

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the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across

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Merry christmas carmen!

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does nosferatu eat pussy

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uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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