IM BACK

do you have shitty ankles

girled cheese

tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set

all alone is my hidden gem from that album

is romaine lettuce healthy reddit

join me in my 3 (4?) month bender

my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny

when the cheese has those little crunchy bits 😩

kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time

my fathers name is upfart

*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times*
does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔

actually i knew that

🤢

food can get carbonated as it starts to ferment!

what an insane pattern match

my calico cat, Chihiro, loafing next to the corn dog stick she got off my plate. the corn dog stick is almost the length of her body.

she is one corn dog long

Headline: UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%

No Angel

slime

do it you won’t

you are right

i hate this

xp waste tho

you read a whole book in a day

who’s the 1 in this scenario

i like how you left most of them worded as confusingly as possible 😂

the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across

Merry christmas carmen!

does nosferatu eat pussy

uhhhhhhhhhhhh