my magic bullet blender bit the dust mid....blend?
*chews creatine banana spinach smoothie*

fantastic

it's finally the weekend!!
My Pep Connections phone line is ON and ready to heat up with you!
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The hundreds of attempts was INSPIRED. Some of my best work, I will say. [2/2]

I really appreciate the recent love for my naked fitness related videos!
More are coming with heavier weights!

It’s me

it's never too late to get a loved one obsessed with HBO's Carnivale

My Pep Connections Phone Line is ON

thank you!

such beautiful photos

Today marks 900 days alcohol free for me

my 14 year porn-a-versary is on April 1st and I want to make a lot of clown videos to celebrate. I am taking custom orders (videos and audio only) and send in your questions for a Q & A!

@shredsmiler.bsky.social happy birthday!

New Deer Girl JOI coming to my clip stores today. Have a wank with some plot development

I couldn't resist.
#charlastor #radiobelle #alastorxcharlie #charliexalastor

I Watched the first 6 episodes of latest Beastars. I imagine I'll finish it later this evening. Finally seeing some of the emotional whiplash from the manga is exciting.
I've missed Legoshi and Haru so much.

Thank you to everyone for the happy birthday wishes & checking in.
Husband's surgery went well & the home care nurse stopped by. Only time will tell if this was the right choice I have faith it will all work out.
Thank you for your continued love & support.
I feel so cherished.

Did anyone else catch the lunar eclipse? I woke up around 4:30am and managed to enjoy it before starting my day.

I imagine it's a speech to text issue but I just saw someone pose the question
"why are home of phobic movies better than regular gay movies?"
it's home of phobic. 😅😂

...when you have too much faith in something, it is bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.

--Poppy Z. Brite, Lost Souls

Illustration for the @/kewpikayo ❤️
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelOC

Happy Valentine's Day, ya buncha sweethearts

I commissioned this

A 3D render of my Tav, Willow, a half-elf woman with reddish brown hair that is tied into a ponytail. She is wearing red lingerie and gold earrings. She is propped on one knee in the seat of an armchair in Gale’s study, facing away from the viewer. Three purple mage hands explore her body, with one holding her chin, one cupping her ass, and another pulling at the garter around her right thigh. In the foreground, you can see Gale’s right hand glowing with magic as he casts the spell. The room is lit with soft, warm light from the fireplace and there are flower petals scattered around on the floor.

How many mage hands is *too many*? I guess Gale will be the judge of that. 👀✨

#wildweave💚💜 #Willow🔥 #bg3fanart #bg3oc #3drender #3dart

Lucifer doodle

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How I love this adorable and sexy new fiction by @deerlydepart.bsky.social 😈🌈🦌🥰 #charlastor

fantastic

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