E.T. was massive

Yeah, there’s a couple of hides along Harrison’s Drove 👍🏼

Don’t pay to go in, it’s not worth it. There’s a nice walk around that is open to the public that also has hides. There’s also a nice cafe and shop. There’s also Kingfisher Bridge Nature Reserve nearby that is also free and nice.

I haven’t been there. You’re welcome.

Are you in a Wicken Fen hide?

Also, Project Hail Mary is fine.

I cannot trust Idris Elba to be in anything good

Lovely stuff

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I’ve been loving this game recently. The second colour was awful

bart simpson from the simpsons is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin . Alt: bart simpson from the simpsons is pulling at the T-shirt around his neck. He’s probably sweating because he sent an email to 500+ work colleagues including execs that he was then asked to ‘retract’. But retract isn’t the same as recall, and if Bart is autistic the difference matters. so Bart spent the whole night stressing about whether to send a second, clarifying email or recall the original.

Today I learned how to recall an email.

I’d love to! Any suggestions? @monzo.com

The technician fixing my oven still has his phone keypad sounds on.

-9 wind chill lol

If he wanted to he would #divorce

I’d happily sleep through that

Just did a hot yoga class next to a man who smelled like he dried his clothes in a Greggs oven, and who’s breathing sounded like the kitchen sink plughole after a Sunday roast.

I’m currently experiencing bedtime procrastination because I really don’t want it to be tomorrow

BBC headline: Royal Christmas cards have a touchy-feely look this year

It’s the royal peado in a photo from the Epstein files

Listening to a jolly cover version of the Divynals, I Touch Myself at the poolside bar at the hotel where I (47) am the youngest patron.

Imagine being on holiday with someone who keeps tidying the remote away.

I prefer to know who they are tbh

Zack Polanski must be exhausted

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MULTIPLE FINGERS 😩

a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand . ALT: a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand .

An ungloved fungus-nailed chef just served me lunch

Patrick Swayze (RIP) walked like he was holding in a bad poo

Forcing myself to eat a clementine because some idiot (me) bought a bag of them 😭

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Oh I wish loads of people dead. He’s just on a long list for me.