Went to Home Depot today to get some spray foam, and I noticed their penny rounding strategy was “always up to the nearest 5c,” so $.01-$0.4 goes to $.05, and $.06-$.09 goes to $.10.
This feels… evil? Definitely one of my examples of “capitalism is bad”
You’ve completely changed my streaming plans for the Olympics. My Olympics-addicted children thank you!
I love the Olympics. Does this include the more obscure, non-mainstream sports too?
Queue up the magical powers of #USMobile. I switched my wife and I over to Dark Star (aka AT&T), and in ~10 minutes we were up and running without any issues. Totally worth it, and we’ll switch back to Warp… sometime!
During the recent #VerizonOutage, our local Verizon tower apparently got really messed up, and it hadn’t been fixed in over a week (even after “there are no service issues in your area” notifications came out from Verizon).
Decided I had to share this magic with the world.
About a year ago we decided to leave our Verizon plan and move to US Mobile (using Warp, aka Verizon). Our bill was cut IN HALF overnight.
Can we please stop trying to make a sexy Santa
Is there a lazier version of commentating than "you know, they're doing a great job possessing the ball" when talking about the OU-Mizzou game, where Mizzou, the team possessing the ball, is down by two scores.
I’m a lifelong Browns fan and even I’m amazed at how we continue to lose in special ways
Nothing wakes you up at 4am like the sound of a dog vomiting
The commercial guy has an assistant at the Ohio State game. This seems superfluous
Presented without context
I just keep saying “what the fuck”
Imposter syndrome about your cultural heritage seems hard to rationalize, but you killed it here man.
I wonder if, for example, deaf children of deaf parents who then get cochlear implants have that same feeling.
Equalizer is just Home Alone for grown ups
A screenshot of a survey that Microsoft asks after you publish a page in SharePoint. It asks how likely you are to recommend creating and publishing pages in SharePoint to others, if asked. There's also an open text field requesting more information.
No one will ever ask me about creating and publishing pages on SharePoint, @microsoft.com
I looked way too closely at this before recoiling away from my screen when I saw the doll face
Had a milkshake from Sheetz today. Didn’t even know it was milkshake season
Chicago White Sox eliminated from playoff contention
Happy Opening Day
Can hear it in my head
Scarlet Witch lookin ass kid
The Matilda musical legitimately has me scared of a little girl
Me, three days ago: “8 of the 10 people that went out to dinner a week ago got norovirus. How my wife and I didn’t get it, I’ll never know”
Today: you’ll never believe this
“No one will ever give you credit for anything, so take it for yourself” is my personal pep talk to all my friends
Big moment in parenting when the 5yo picks Earthbound to play
Unfortunately he can’t read very well, so I’m his transcription service
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
My 5yo son unapologetically loves “blue and yellow”
This is rough for me as an Ohio State fan, but here we are
This is my kinda content
I thought there was a note that we were getting an $8 refund to cover that cost? Maybe I misread
To loop around on this, she has Influenza A. Two days of Tamiflu and she’s back to normal
