DONOTREPLY.CARDS→WA DO NOT REPLY TO SAY YOU WILL CHECK OUT THAT NOISE AND WILL BE RIGHT BACK↱

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY YOU WILL CHECK OUT THAT NOISE AND WILL BE RIGHT BACK↱
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NO↱ DO USE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES

NO↱
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DONOTREPLY.CARDS→WD DO NOT MANSPLAIN NOW OR EVER↱

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY
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NEIN↱ DO USE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES

NEIN↱ donotreply.cards/de/no

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱ DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱ DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 40

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

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DO NOT SAY 383,000 K-12 STUDENTS ARE THE COST OF FREEDOM↱ MASS SHOOTINGS AS ROUTINE AREN’T THE COST OF FREEDOM, THEY’RE THE COST OF BLIND OBSTINANCE — RAPHAEL WARNOCK↱ DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 36

DO NOT SAY 383,000 K-12 STUDENTS ARE THE COST OF FREEDOM

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS→DO DO USE DO REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES ↱

DO USE our new DO REPLY cards because sometimes you DO WANT people to wholesomely reply to you, whenever you want.

Meanwhile, DO REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STOP DOOMSCROLLING.

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DO NOT REPLY ABOUT THE AI 
WEARABLE YOU MADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY↱ DO NOT BUY MORE DOMAINS EITHER ↱ DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 31

DO NOT REPLY ABOUT THE AI 
WEARABLE YOU MADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY

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DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱ The Associated Press removes a fact-check claiming JD Vance has not had sex with a couch ↱ DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 30

There is no evidence Vance has not had sex with a couch.

DO NOT REPLY WITH YOUR USED COUCH LISTING

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱ MY FELLOW AMERICANS, DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 30

Wouldn't be surprised to see this get a bit of use.

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS

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DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱ AARON SORKIN: HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 30

He made us do it.

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN ENDPOINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱ DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCE... DO NOT REPLY ↱ WO ↱ 30

A PUBLIC SERVICE

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS→WO DO USE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES

ANNOUNCING WEEK OF COMMENTARY CARDS, FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO MANAGE REPLIES ABOUT THE THING THAT JUST HAPPENED:

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS→PR DO USE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES

PRIDE 2024 DO NOT REPLY CARDS

DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU, A CORPORATION, IS DOING FOR PRIDE

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Laptop with a sticker on the bottom right that says "Do not bring me the good news that an LLM will replace me"

My @donotreplycards.bsky.social stickers arrived so I added a sticker to my laptop.

DO NOT RESIST IMPULSE PURCHASES

Send us pictures when you get them!

DONOTREPLY.CARDS→BUY DO NOT TELL ME YOU DO NOT LIKE STICKERS ON HARDWARE

Buy DO NOT REPLY stickers.

DO PAY $35 for a set of 15. 10% to Trans Lifeline
DO NOT EXPECT bonus stickers
DO PROUDLY PRINT at union print shop Brick City
DO BE SAD we haven't figured out international shipping yet

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Sent the final layouts to the printers for stickers today.

DO NOT REPLY to ask when you can buy them; the answer is "sooner than it was yesterday".

OK, AS AN AI I CAN WRITE A CARD TO TELL PEOPLE TO USE CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES ↱ Do use cards for better replies.

Excited to announce that DO NOT REPLY cards are now using LLMs!

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS->DE BENUTZE DIESE KARTEN FÜR BESSERE REAKTIONEN↱

TOTAL NEU!

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS Do use cards for better replies.

Happy International Women's Day?

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DONOTREPLY.CARDS Do use cards for better replies.

Biiiiiig donotreply.cards update today.

* Cards in French, with more languages coming
* Share to Bluesky and Copy Link
* Navigation updates
* Easter eggs

And we're still talking to printers about stickers...

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& ideas to hello@donotreply.cards

DONOTREPLY.CARDS->EN

It's the new DO NOT REPLY cards!

Get the set.

DO NOT REPLY if you don't need them.

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An informational message to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY TO DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MEINE ERLEBNISSE ZU VERLEUGNEN NO RESPONDER PARA NEGAR MI EXPERIENCIA VIVIDA NE PAS RÉPONDRE POUR NIER MON EXPÉRIENCE VÉCU

An informational message to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY TO TEACH ME ABOUT CAPITALISM OR ENSHITTIFICATION. I KNOW. ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MICH ÜBER KAPITALISMUS ODER ENSHITTIFICATION ZU UNTERRICHTEN. ICH WEISS. NO RESPONDAN PARA ENSEÑARME SOBRE CAPITALISMO NI ENSHITTIFICACIÓN. LO SÉ. NE RÉPONDEZ PAS POUR M'APPRENDRE SUR LE CAPITALISME OU L'ENSHITTIFICATION. JE SAIS.

An informational message to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY WITH A SOFTWARE SUGGESTION ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT MIT EINEM SOFTWARE-VORSCHLAG NO RESPONDA CON UNA SUGERENCIA DE SOFTWARE NE RÉPONDEZ PAS AVEC UNE SUGGESTION DE LOGICIEL

An informational message to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME TO USE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MIR ZU SAGEN, OPEN-SOURCE-SOFTWARE ZU VERWENDEN NO RESPONDA PARA DECIRME QUE USE SOFTWARE DE CÓDIGO ABIERTO NE PAS RÉPONDRE POUR ME DIRE D'UTILISER UN LOGICIEL OPEN SOURCE

Do Not Reply cards!

7. DO NOT REPLY TO DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE

8. DO NOT REPLY TO TEACH ME ABOUT CAPITALISM OR ENSHITTIFICATION. I KNOW.

9. DO NOT REPLY WITH A SOFTWARE SUGGESTION

10. DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME TO USE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE

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DO NOT REPLY TO MANSPLAIN MY POST BACK TO ME ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MEINEN BEITRAG AN MICH ZURÜCKZUSCHREIBEN NO RESPONDER A MANSPLAIN MI PUBLICACIÓN DEVUELTA A MÍ NE RÉPONDEZ PAS À MANSPLAIN, RENVOYEZ-MOI MON POST

An informational message to be used to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, ES SEI DENN, SIE HABEN DIREKTE ERFAHRUNG NO RESPONDA A MENOS QUE TENGA EXPERIENCIA DIRECTA NE RÉPONDEZ PAS SAUF SI VOUS AVEZ UNE EXPÉRIENCE DIRECTE

An informational message to manage replies. It reads: DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MIR ZU SAGEN, DASS SIE DIESES PROBLEM NICHT HABEN NO RESPONDAS PARA DECIRME QUE NO TIENES ESTE PROBLEMA NE RÉPONDEZ PAS POUR ME DIRE QUE VOUS N'AVEZ PAS CE PROBLÈME

It's the Do Not Reply cards!

4. DO NOT REPLY TO MANSPLAIN MY POST BACK TO ME

5. DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE

6. DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM

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An informational message to manage replies. It reads: THIS IS AN OBSERVATION DIES IST EINE BEOBACHTUNG ESTA ES UNA OBSERVACIÓN DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP VERSUCHEN SIE NICHT, ZU HELFEN NO INTENTE AYUDAR NO REPLY NECESSARY KEINE ANTWORT ERFORDERLICH NO ES NECESSARIO RESPONDER

DO NOT REPLY. I’M JUST COMPLAINING, NOT ASKING FOR HELP. ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT. ICH BESCHWERE MICH NUR UND BITTE NICHT UM HILFE. NO RESPONDER. SOLO ME QUEJO, NO PIDO AYUDA. NE PAS RÉPONDRE. JE ME PLAINS JUSTE, JE NE DEMANDE PAS D’AIDE.

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHY A THING I LIKE IS BAD ANTWORTEN SIE NICHT, UM MIR ZU SAGEN, WARUM EINE SACHE, DIE ICH GEFÄLLT, SCHLECHT IST NO RESPONDAN PARA DECIRME PORQUE ALGO QUE ME GUSTA ES MALO NE RÉPONDEZ PAS POUR ME DIRE POURQUOI UNE CHOSE QUE J'AIME EST MAUVAISE

It's the Do Not Reply cards!

1. THIS IS AN OBSERVATION / DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP / NO REPLY NECESSARY

2. DO NOT REPLY. I’M JUST COMPLAINING, NOT ASKING FOR HELP.

3. DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHY A THING I LIKE IS BAD

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