that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

screaming in terror and running away after seeing a car bump another car slightly from across the street

they’re all scrambling to put their clothes back on

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

I remember interning at pitchfork back in college like 15 years ago. The editors took us interns out to drinks one night and were grilling us like “favorite band of all time??” I panicked. Rush was the only band that came to mind after a few shot+beer combos & they all visibly squirmed. No regrets.

you two should kiss

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

as i see it the shit’s accelerating whether i want it to or not

I was 17 until I was 35. It’s like a warp drive that’s only accessible to alcoholics

Tony Soprano in a bed with a caption "Lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over."

Working in tech in 2026

60 + Best Anti Suicide Slogans Do not give up, you can FLY. Copy

a tweet from my since-hacked Twitter account, sablaah: I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I'm like "yeah that was fun" and it's usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

my official statement on the Oscars and all of its surrounding discourse

Oh

you wake up in 2030, suddenly you realize you don't have to go all the way to Thailand to smoke legal marijuana in a nudist casino... you're already doing it in your hometown of Montgomery, Alabama

/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Girl Dad"

Look we can post screenshots all day but the point is I'm in love with you

i start every session by asking my therapist if it's okay to kill myself now

I was 24 and played video games but then I took an arrow to the knee

My life has scope creep

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

R/juggalo post celebrating shaggy 2 dope and violent J not appearing in the Epstein files. They are both dressed in insane suits

I’ll allow a victory lap for the juggalos only

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow

Lady Gaga singing the Jigglypuff music means something to me man

Watching Green Day's Super Bowl performance on my knees crying begging praying to god Billie Joe Armstrong says faggot to an audience of millions

Instant Clown Posse

Yes!!

i'm not repressing,, im biding my time,

digital art. 4 kittens playing inside and outside an open computer tower. 3 kittens are inside the tower. 1 kitten is outside playing with a cable

kittens

good morning where is your shame at today