Freaky men scare me but oversized freaky mean REALLY scare me.

Hi.

Here’s my bird, I guess.

Omg, I feel like I have to keep the peace over here.

Idk why they don’t want to admit they like that type of content bc they mean too lmao

Jumping over here. I’m not about to argue over a mean fitness scammer from Tiktok

Jumping over here. The Messicans after me.

I can’t believe I’m going to grad school while working full time.

I’m tired of that middle class lady with the winged eyeliner. I know y’all loved her tho *splash splash*

He would!!!!

Slowly following y’all back. Please be patient with auntie 🫶🏾

Like, you had your chance the first time. Take your ass to breakfast at Denny’s and call it a day.

If you’ve already been married once and I was in the first wedding, DO NOT ASK ME TO BE IN SECOND WEDDING. Take your ass to the courthouse!

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Y’all, I’m trying to transition over here.