Don’t threaten us with a good time!

This week is Black Maternal Health Week — and Black women are still being ignored, dismissed, and disrespected, especially during pregnancy and childbirth.

Over 80% of these deaths didn’t have to happen. This is your reminder to listen to Black women.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

I’ve entered the banana ball lottery for 4 years and haven’t scored yet.

But the Clinton’s could testify?

Disgusting. And totally predictable.

Logan brought me a big bag because he’s amazing. Come visit and I’ll feed you some and tell you you’re pretty. 🥰

Not even close to the best. Koco’s!

I’m here to tell you that you MUST go to Koco’s when you’re here next!

I would love to learn how to play one of these. So cool!

I have the honor of working with these little guys and they have the cutest sassiest little personalities.

The old dress was perfect. The new one was a pink trash bag.

He was a LOSER.

She should stick to handies at Beetlejuice.

Worst makeover in history next to what Molly Ringwald did to that pink prom dress

We just discovered both of them. They’re super fun.

Another idiot in the administration.

Abughamentum is REAL!!!!

There are 5 hours til polls close and we’ve gotta run through the tape — and we can’t do that without you.

Go to katforillinois.com/vote to make your voting plan today!

There’s no such thing as a Canadian Goose. The correct term is Canada Goose. I learned this the first week I worked at a wildlife rescue. My mentor said.. “that goose has no citizenship!” Still cracks me up to this day. Pretty sure that’s a cormorant in your photo.

Yay menopause! The ultimate alarm clock

He’s a slovenly disgusting slob and a joke.

A slob and a charlatan

Ozempic is a fantastic drug. It solved my hormonal weight gain from 30 years of battling PCOS, and also got rid of the chronic pain I had from osteoarthritis by the second dose. It’s changing people’s lives and I’m very grateful for it.

BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.

Fuckers

What did I miss?

Goals!

The auto correct of Mariana here is bringing the comedy this morning and now I need spaghetti.

Wow.