I can’t be the only one that read the transcript and thought “this leak seemed intentional”, right? #Signal #HegsethTexts

Every day I’ve been alive, I’ve better understood why roosters start their day screaming

Nah, fuck #TheKing. Are you kidding me?

There are very few comments/insults that cut as deep as someone narrating what you’re doing in a condescending tone

Based on an old Twitch clip from a couple years ago, it’s clear who I’m pulling for in the #SuperBowl! #Eagles #Barkley

Ya know what I’m sayin’?

euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t terribly excited about this Innistrad set, as I’ve never been big on the plane. However, Prof has genuinely gotten me excited for it! Picking up some packs on the way home from work tomorrow 😁

A smoke circle and they are CLEARLY inviting you! Don’t be rude and hold the joint too long 😂

I’m here to see cool space pictures, see discussion on random but innocent topics, and to watch people pull better cards from @magic.wizards.com than I do 🥲

I think something we can all come together and agree on right now

The #Bills absolutely need to beat the #Chiefs in the #AFCChampionship

Ya know I was having a good day until now 😐

Wait wrong flower, now I have a tummy ache ☹️

Hey these flowers make me gain stamina 0.6% faster! Gonna need it to fight all these dragons

Getting to see several inches of snow in South Alabama after living here my whole life was such an incredible experience. Helped remind me that, despite everything else, this state can be truly beautiful at times. #SouthernSnow