thank u 😭😭🥰

i had braces twice but my teeth are now very squished together and honestly they overlap in a very charming way i hope i get to keep all of them but if i dont i guess thats how it goes sometimes

really wanting to wear some heavy boots and kick anyone in the shins who annoys me. i think it would help and i should be allowed

journalism isnt dead

actually incredible that tmz is gonna be also reporting from dc , the fourth estate is back

OK GOOD

i mean the both of us will come visit and i will do hair. im just setting this intention

next year @vndvm.bsky.social will come visit and i will cut everyone's hair

i am good at cutting hair and i love to do it

everything is a poem, dear nate

yes hahahaha

cars driving around covered in wet cherry blossoms is actually so charming like seeing a lil toddler with bedhead out in the grocery store

thank you 🙏 😭 i cut the front really well but someone needs to do the back for me!!

me in a cute selfie wearing a black hoodie, holding up a peace sign to my face and scrunching up my face in a lil smile

me looking exceptionally hot sticking my tongue out in a similar selfie

my bedroom gets the best natural light

how could anyone ever say that, cowards 😭

this would fix so much

i have tomorrow off for the holiday and i may watch a movie just by myself wow incredible

still feels like im waiting for someone else to come home but they wont!! i live alone now!!!

i am drinking it in 👍👍👍 following it up with biking in the sunshine while listening to lana

pretty and nice girl told me i smell very nice, life is worth living

cleaning and reorganizing my home and kitchen, hanging up mirrors and throwing out old seasonings, springtime is new beginnings!!!

they're probably pretty good!!!!

yessssss

mr beast reminds me of the evil bunny in hoodwinked imagine if he also sounded like andy dick

my son just ate a bug :)

vacuum AND vampire pun wow

for someone who is not a vampire i sure did spend a lot of time picking up all the grains of rice i spilled on the carpet by hand cuz my vacuum broke earlier today

periwinkle and chartreuse and petal pink is top tier color combo thank u springtime

ive been off t for like a month and my mustache is getting so much lighter 🥲 turns out gender affirming care makes my mental health better who would have thought

my pcp better give me hormones!!!!! if they give me a referral im gonna be sad!!!!