I really thought I was sick. I just needed to eat.

Down side to having fun/popular is kids is everyone wants to have a playdate on the weekend and I just wanna chiiilllll!

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I got thee WORST representative on Shopify help chat this morning.
Me: I need help resolving issues with my subscription app setup.
Rep: What are you trying to achieve with this app?
Me: *looks around* Ummm....sell subscriptions?

😢 I want someone to save her.

On my way to spend a fortune at Whole Foods because I'm not in the mood for the Aldi in my neighborhood. IYKYK

😭😭😭

Prolly be cheaper to send for Joe.

Nooooo!! Twerk sumn. Sell a couple stocks! This is important for us. We need this light in our lives, so we can continue to endure. 😂🤣😂

I just had the talk with Ashanti. 🤷🏾‍♀️ It's an expected household expense.