i am very death of the author when it comes to interpreting meaning from song lyrics, i think interpretation is an art in its own right (<--- guy who is this close to physically writing annotations in the margins of lyric sheets)

also people on tum/blr are obsessed w/ being the only people on the internet who understand jokes and layers of irony but like then fall for shit that's so obviously absurd that it doesn't even qualify as "bait"

tu/mblr culture is heavily built around the veneer of self-deprecation but it is literally ALL posturing for irony points

you've never seen ____ in your life, you don't know what it is if you have to put up a fight 🤼‍♀️💕 (posca + pen + shrink plastic + sticker on polaroid)

truly we are ALWAYS on the same masochistic wavelength

A strange nature scene where a yolk-colored man breaks out of an egg. Two curious snakes are also there. They all sit on a bed of green vines.

This was initially a redo of this guy, a college painting assignment from 2017 with which I wasn't satisfied.

4 years in the making in 60 seconds

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

sometimes i dream about living in the big city and being part of the "art scene" but the thing is in these fantasies i'm usually fucking miserable? like i'm considerably worse off mentally and socially. but it's all an intrinsic part of the fantasy, i guess.

THE PROBLEM IS my social circles have been fragmented cos other services are like.... too evil for them to keep using and you fuckers are ALL here. what's a girl to do....

like there are zero pri/vacy [<--- i'm doing this shit again] features that i actually care about, to the point where it's actually kind of impressive

i'd post here more but literally every feature i want from a platform like this doesn't exist on here lmao

B. Kilban

B. Kilban

dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

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A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

bro can't go home again

i was THIS close to pulling my car over on the highway to write that last one down

SUPER MARIO GALAXY THE MOVIE 2

excerpts from my personal "ideas" channel

Yeah man I fucking love Eraserhead

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

This is the end of the demo. Why don't you let me talk about the full retail version of Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream, it offers many more possibilities for a Mii paradise available on the eShop now!

What the hell are you talking about...? Who're you talking to?!

I think I get more out of "naive" art than I do from formally accomplished art. The non-artist will solve artistic problems in a unique way, a way only they have thought of. They're far more likely to show me something I've never seen, or even thought of, before. Sometimes it is funny! That's good!

bro really said