If somebody enters my yard and tries to take something my reaction is not "I want to shoot and kill that person" and it frankly terrifies me that that's seen as a fairly normal, socially acceptable response to petty crime and property crime in this country. It's base bloodlust, and should be shamed.
I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease
A photo of megan as seen through a door's peephole. Megan is looking up at the camera (they're short so they have to look up to see in)
let me in pleaseeeee
Every game on the Nintendo Switch is either a classic you will play for 10 years or a game made by a gambling website called Cat Casino
Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.
I have very special (fucked up) eyes
A photo of megan wearing really strange colorful round plastic glasses with 8 different lenses on top of them with tabs on each of the lenses. It looks like a futuristic set of spy glasses
bro what are they doing to me at the eye doctor
Jinjo stands in front of the transgender flag for the Transgender Day of Visibility.
Jinjo!
Antiques Roadshow production halted after Billye Harris breaks her curse and reverts to original porcelain form
There should be a button on every Zillow rental listing that lets you send the landlord to jail
It’s big ball chunky time
Facebook Marketplace Ad $15 Sit with me while I play Silent Hill 2 , so it's not scary
A photo from the video game pokopia featuring two player characters posing cutely with each other for a photo, while a completely clueless Psyduck stands right in the center of the photo staring at the camera with no thoughts happening
Me and my bestie and my stupid chud son who won't move
A photo of megan holding a small slightly angry black cat in their arms that is pushing away from them
Another photo of megan holding a small black cat and smiling. The cat looks less angry now
She tolerates me
guy talking to himself in the mirror meme
you are NOT chopped. you are NOT unc. you are SIGMA. you are AURA FARMING.
A photo of a small black cat laying on the ground looking up while wearing a frilly pink floral dress
A photo of a small black cat relaxing while wearing a frilly pink patterned dress
A photo of a small black cat sitting next to a cat tree looking over her shoulder while wearing a frilly pink dress
Put my cat in a dress today
(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too
No, I do not watch the news, which is curated by craven morons. I read online updates posted by sad jokers
Green and purple checkered background with images of stickers and pin designs with text that reads "shop restock crayolapenguin.com" there is a dead dad club sticker, an i love little guys stickers, an everything is fine sticker, a move im gay sticker, a tummy ache warrior sticker, and 6 different color futny pins
A green and purple checkered background and text that reads "new stuff crayolapenguin.com" there are two "m.i.l.f man i love farming" sticker designs, a holographic protect trans kids sticker, a nostaliga popsicle mystery jeychain bag, and 4 example keychains of character popsicles
A green and purple checkered background with text that reads "print restocks! Crayolapenguin.com" woth 4 example print designs. One is a snail that looks made of paper saying take it slow, another is Katamari saying dont sorey do your best, another are 3 frogs holding hands in a circle, and the last is various coffee to go cups "coffee of the south side"
A green and purple checkered background with text that reads "stickers ! Pins! Keychains! Prints! Made by a disabled non-binary artist based on the south side of Chicago. Crayolapenguin.com"
I quit my job to focus on my art and my health, and I just did a big restock on everything in my store!
There's stickers, pins, keychains, mystery bags, prints and tons of fun weird stuff.
And now a majority of my stickers are holographic🧚♀️✨️
crayolapenguin.com
THAT'S where my dad went???
A very close up somewhat blurry photo of a black cats face, with their yellow eyes looking into the camera
Sepa update
Horse diet
every time you miss a crosswalk in a captcha, a waymo runs over a child
Rosemont is the Dubai of Chicago (extremely derogatory)
I hope I never become evil because I don't want menswear guy to make fun of my fits
(posting while being crushed between the giant gears inside of the infernal machine I invented) Everything is going great with The Machine
The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.
A TikTok comment from a user named ZachShack reads "Lincoln Square is just straight Andersonville"
A photo of a green stuffed alien cat with antennas and ears and a weirdly sculpted pair of buttcheeks
A photo of 4 Furbys on a shelf above a computer monitor. There is a gray emototronic furby, a jester furby, a white with black spot furby, and a primary colored furby wearing a Hawaiian shirt
Caked up alien and some of my furbys
A photo of a needle punched mini rug that looks like a pink striped earth worm
Mini worm rug