Most of y’all are so hot it’s crazy

What did they do to my sweet boy!?!?

Oooo the doctor will see you now…

What’s the difference between a porn addiction, and just really really liking porn? Because I think I just really really like it…

Smart and Final hive RISE!!! (Yes I know they’re all owned by Kroger lol)

When I get home from a long day at work and he’s at his standing desk, on a zoom, wearing just a shirt, no bottoms, whole ass out, with a semi around the front 😉🥵🤤…I love our secrets.

1 DS9 gay (me) against 20 nutrek hating TNG bros.

I’m VERY horny tonight. Y’all never disappoint.

Y’all seriously make me so horny lol. Thanks for all being so hot <3

Went to a bbq today with hubs and halfway through, he sent me this pic from the bathroom lol. I love when he gets horny in public.

I’m basically here for the naked guys…

Got home from work today and was a lil horny. Was going to retreat to a private space to take care of it. Hubs ordered me to sit behind his home office and edge for 40 minutes while he listened and worked and wouldn’t let me finish until he had a break and could film it.

It was new & VERY hot 🙈🥵

must have some THICK thighs....

My favorite sad boi

Me, grumpy and horny, scrolling Twitter: “😤 there’s not enough dick on my feed…WAIT!! Yesterday was Friday!!!”

*opens BlueSky*

Elon wants to be him so bad…

The uninhibited nature some of y’all have when posting c*ck…

I’m dreading the camps, of course, but I feel like ours is going to be so fabulous they won’t know what to do.

Brilliant show. Michael sheen makes season 3 basically unwatchable.

On the couch today…

Me: “I’m kinda horny”

Hubs: “well jerk off”

Me: “okay I’ll go in the room”

Hubs: “why? Just do it there”

Me: “but…you’re here”

Hubs: “okay, maybe I wanna watch”

Me: *has the most amazing solo session in weeks*

Hubs: “umm you should do that after work every day”

Me: “…ok”

I j*rk off to the pics and vids y’all post on here, just so you know…

Keep doing what you’re doing because…it works.

I feel called out…

The p*rn I’m into these days isn’t crazy but it’s kind of niche so there isn’t a ton of it out there, and what IS out there isn’t very good LOL

Me: “im not into freaky stuff.”

Also me:

I do an annual rewatch every summer...

Oh…yes…I see now haha

Oh was I talking about you? Maybe you should prove it 😜☺️😇🤣

Some of y'all have unreasonably huge dicks...like how? Mine is great, but it is totally normal sized lol

OH MY GOD!!! Brb adding this whole album to my "Random Songs I Love" playlist because i totally forgot it existed and it was basically my entire 7th grade experience...

If you ever want to meet my DnD character, let me know...

(His name is Vor'Cha, he's a Paladin, and he is amazing.)

Me, trying to give my cat some medicine…