Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

DISCO ELYSIUM is PLANESCAPE: TORMENT for people who have not read a book in the last calendar year but have watched a series of 2 hour video essays on YouTube

His Stairway at a party is in my all time top 10 youtube skits. Love him.

I can’t say more now as it could jeopardize the entire project but I am very close to developing something that WILL beat a Jet2 Holiday

DOLLY PARTON IS WEAK ON ADVANCED SEMICONDUCTOR EXPORT CONTROLS

Roger Scruton's Scrotum Futon, a stupid cartoon about the rightwing philosopher's genitals doubling up as a foldaway bed.

Cartoon featuring Roger Scruton from the June 2019 issue of Viz. Scruton died about 7 months after it was published, but not as a result of it, as far as I know.

I would love to read this article but the cookie consent dialogue redirects to an ad, which is a no

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

Maybe God is mad at us because we had the hubris to claim we could build bears.

the types of podcasts: a guide

Strong Olivier "why don't you just try acting dear boy?" vibes

Do not. I repeat, DO NOT buy these biscuits from Co-Op. I have never had a more disappointing biscuit experience. Texture: weird. Flavour: drab. Ambience: poor. Vibes: bad. Saturday morning bed lounging at least partially spoiled. Beware

Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

I suspect it's because he has resting twatface

I think about this a lot.

MAN WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ANT: Where do you want to go to eat tonight babe?

ANT: (secretes communicative pheromones from glands on abdomen)

MAN: I don't know what that means. I am just a human man.

ANT: (secretes more)

MAN: I guess we can just share a smooshed cupcake on the floor again.

Had some *really* good bread soaked in gravy this evening.

OMG! 🦀
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Whatever the outcome of this debacle, I'm sure we're all glad to have "closing the Strait of Hormuz" as a new euphemism for not being up for sex tonight.

I can't compete with this.

SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet

if only there were some catchy phrase encapsulating a well-worn bit of computer wisdom, long predating the era of AI, describing the relationship of the quality of the data you enter into a computer program to the quality of that program's output

Tammy Bruce: "Clearly the president's actions indicate that he would rather have diplomacy"

>let claude code fuck with production
>no backups
incredible.

For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Got through to the second round of interviews for the Ayatollah but they’re making candidates do a written task of matching a pitch deck and honestly they shouldn’t be asking us to do unpaid labour for a job interview