in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati

Iconic Andy Singer cartoon with a driver saying “Public Transit wastes money. It always has to be SUBSIDIZED!” He is surrounded by evidence that driving is heavily subsidized. In fact, investing in walking, biking, public transit, and housing for the otherwise homeless saves public money.

One of the biggest disinformation campaigns ever applied to cities involves the constant claims that “driving pays its way.” It’s actually MASSIVELY subsidized, while things like walking, biking, public transit & supportive housing for the unhoused actually SAVE PUBLIC MONEY. #UrbanTruth

ACAB by the way

That’s a good place to start—Spanish is fairly formulaic in pronunciation of its written language with very very few exceptions!

Me with Mandarin (also, can try teaching you some Spanish if you’d like)

Hi, I have a separate account for horny stuff if you want that, just fyi 😳😈

Planes keep getting smaller…

shoutout to the TSA for being rude for no reason, yet again

White men with abs will always choose other white men with abs

Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well.

Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to.

If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.

yay, progress pics on main

fuck

happy #flexfriday from my uneven biceps 🥰

I guess that’s what happens when the mayor isn’t up for reelection

I continue to be baffled by how poor the snow removal has been in the city this storm

Cannot fathom how completely out guys in this city can still sometimes act like DL trade

IT IS 2AM IN THE USA, I WANT TO SLEEP

I was so excited to ride in my first Dreamliner… except they won’t let me dim the fucking windows

god, I’m so ready to go back to the States… never thought I’d say that

America Is Taking the Train Airport chaos is leading people to ride the Amtrak. Will they stick with it?

Airports are in chaos as the holiday travel season approaches—and the railroad is looking pretty good by comparison, @kait.bsky.social writes.

Please explain to me why on earth I’m at a horror themed bar in Bali that is doing a Michael Jackson tribute 😂

I met some Aussies and they’re taking me to Ubud with them!

Damned WOKE won’t even let Bill Clinton get sucked off by a girl anymore, now it’s gotta be a guy named Donald Trump

met some Aussies and one of them said “oh, we can get married if you want to get you out of the USA” and I was like “I guess you can get an American passport out of it if that’s useful” and she was like, “it’s useful as kindling” ☠️🔥

I took a pole dancing class yesterday and everything hurts

BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity.

This is a major win for public health.

You should really see how I treat men some time 😭