Ruminating on vile and perverse things*

*potentially getting a letterboxd account

A map of Germany with the weird bit without motorways circled

What goes on in here

*my wife starts fucking someone else in front of me, I mournfully take off my jingly hat and big red nose*

Awwwwwwwwwwww I can't wait to grow old with you my beautiful ❤️

I love youuyuuuuu sosososoooo much!!! 🥰🥰🥰

:)

awwwww wittle baby cant cook an egg? *inflates you making you big and round*

Baffling

Rotating personal hauntological artifacts in my mind (fuckable he/they mullet/moustache Deftones listener) as a form of emotional edging in lieu of detransitioning every time they invent a new flavour of twunk

I love you too!!!!!!!

<:( ,,,fine

no❤️ I am in the library procrastinating doing my readings <:)

I love you too 🥰🥰🥰

Can't get high on the train anymore <:(

Phenomenal news

Rosa taking a mirror selfie in a stripey translucent top

helo <:3

Two seal plushies staring menacingly at the camera

"We saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe"

Yes! She's so friendly :3

She has such a good face!!!

I love her so much 🥰🥰🥰

D:

Culinary monstrosity

It is its so good (its ellie hi my phone died I'm using my girlfriend's phone)

I love you so so so much 🥰🥰🥰

Babe you have HPV (horny puppy virus)

Soon precious 😘💕