Did she sing the Creepity creep song. Classic way to hook him.

Kazuma writes to ryuunosuke about this and Ryuu is like “this is what you deserve for taking anything Sholmes says at face value”

Is Kazuma aware he’s being fucked with

I’m doing the same 😭 it’s fine she’ll sleep with one eye open that’s in character

It’s 2026 what do you mean you didn’t put an option for heterochromia in your character builder.

*closes tomodachi life*
*goes to bed*
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I FORGOT TO ADD MELINOE TO BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS DISORDER ISLAND

my dad is so anxious about me not having a job (i'm literally fine) it's bleeding off on me. but if I have to work in an office again i'll kms. i'm begging [redacted] to believe me when I say I am not overqualified and I will be overjoyed to take a paycut to do work that does not harm my soul

The usual suspects

This bitch continues to be Dorothea’s nemesis. Girl what is your damage

It does it does. Unfortunately I think this is dark justiciar route bc she pitched moving in together to edelgard by saying they could serve shar together every day. And edelgard was down for it.

And she barley knew edelgard before this. Shes homewrecking purely for the love of the game

This is Sholmes’s fantasy scenario

Proving that even if they hadn’t killed his dad he would still be the most insufferable man at Yuumei University

I gave everyone on my tomodachi life island a custom yuri manga book and now they’re all having book clubs about it.

Leonie was intentionally homewrecking to be fair. This is just brutal.

I need u to understand the hello kitty was already sitting in that chair and she curled up and stuck her head behind it on her own

Two kitty….

I need to make Karlach now and try to set her up with Dorothea. It’s the only way. Chin up Thea I’ve got a new butch cooking up for you and this one is Tall

DOROTHEA BABYGIRL I AM SOOOOOOOOO SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THIS BITCHHHHH SHES SO FUNNY. SHAR WOULD BE PLEASED YOU JUST RUINED DOROTHEAS ENTIRE LIFE FOR A BIT!!! GIRL!!!!!

Dorothea put her ENTIRE PUSSY into this confession. Her whole heart and theater kid soul. Only to be upstaged by SHADOWHEART….. AND EDELGARD CHOSE SHADOWHEART

THE WORST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED IM LAUGHING…. OH NO

I genuinely think about that comic at least once a week, which is kinda like going to church

Haah…….

lowkey... no, highkey... highkey thinking about ditching los leones...

Introduced Dorothea to Edelgard and she IMMEDIATELY fell in love I know that’s right

Pause everything Marcille got a crush on Zelda. We are running with it

(Zelda’s girlfriend is Link. Edelgard has one William girlfriends but I’ll probably give her Dorothea. Shadowheart I am struggling to choose between Lae’zel and Karlach but I think Lae’zel will be funnier.