going onto linkedin to see the people I know that play their deranged fucking puzzle games so I know who to unfriend in real life

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

the quiet panic of being a novelist with an em-dash tattoo in the age of chatgpt

A SKELATIN CHANNELIN DA TRUTH'S OF DA UNIVERSE!!!! FUCK ALL COPS FUCK ALL BOSSES!!! A COP IS A FORM OF BOSS! A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP! LET THE MEMORY OF NO OPPRESSOR GO UNSPAT UPON!!!!! RETWEET THIS WHILE ITS STILL LEGAL!!!! RETWEET IT ON BLUE SKY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK EMM - dashare.zone ADMIN

As always, and until the end of fucking time, wake me when it sticks

Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act. Quote Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63 · Jun 24 Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

There are people who will probably tell you not to gloat today but I am petty and spiteful and I will absolutely gloat because fascists are weird freaks who deserve to be shamed.

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Hey, thank you so much! I'm super stoked you dug it.

- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I will not waste a moment grieving for someone who wanted my loved ones dead, thanks

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

an assortment of horror books on a carpeted floor

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In a desolate plain, fallen and kneeling men impaled in the back with knives, seem to worship in adulation a giant floating kitchen knife.

Apotheosis of the Knife

The announcer declares “welcome to San Jose, the heart of Silicon Valley” as the lady struggles & can’t get the self checkout machine to work for a customer.

She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds.

Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies.

& they hate artists.

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yknow, after a week and a half on the salmonella-cucumber hellcoaster, I'd really fuckin like to get off the ride already

Democrats… learn something from this

It takes a super genius in business to look at the Forbes Contributor pages and ChatGPT slop full of hallucinations and go: "Our well respected newspaper should stop being a well respected newspaper and instead be like those two things"

Wow Bezos really did kill WaPo huh

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Always loved that John Redcorn was a largely decent guy but realistically flawed on a show made in an era where Native depictions tended to be exoticized and one-dimensional even when they were positive

MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...

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Sex Criminal Andrew Cuomo: In Hindsight, I Should Have Gotten Away With It

I’m not going to inflict an AI generated Calvin & Hobbes on you but I do want to say it should be legal for those responsible to be hunted for sport by Bill Watterson

The New York Times: Whatever It Is, It's Complicated!™

very in keeping with JF’s Whole Thing: doing the stupidest lowest-common-denominator shit imaginable while insisting he’s a heterodox truth teller

I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.