Smells like guillotine spirit 🫡

New guy calling off on 4/20 thinks he’s slick 😏

Weird dad era where my kid is discovering music i liked and getting excited about it…texting me edits of The Cure, Queen and Bowie is adding years to my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dog just kicked me in the nuts, gonna have to call off work 🤷‍♂️🫡

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Very nice 🫡🥳

This is definitely Canadian Batman, right @gailsimone.bsky.social ?

Carpetbagger be carpetbaggin’

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

lol @ Casablanca being in the stack and you shouting out waterworld 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫡

I’ve kept my fam updated on your progress we are all so happy for you and hope for a quick recovery ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

So there’s a great clips employee that I think is one of the best people on the planet. I witnessed kindness that is so pure and immense towards a special needs guy it’s affected me days later

What is with this country’s fascination with people in cowboy hats? I’ll never understand it 🤷‍♂️

Easily. You’d think.

was once New Amsterdam.

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With the 7yo at the park, she flies town the slide, shouts out the fellas at the swings “sup dudes!” …and pounds her chest like she’s accomplished somethin 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry but “front porch” is the dumbest sounding thing for something so extraordinarily complex 🤣🤷‍♂️

Kinda funny how Republicans are attacking the Vatican for denouncing their war but never cared about all the sexual abuse of children being covered up. Really makes you think. (Lol)

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

In a bar an they’re playing Big Iron On His Hip so I know there is at least one other cool person here …

This dominates when good things happen to good ppl 🫡

It’s a shame that dental care and live music are on the other side of the K shaped economy than me 🤷‍♂️

Dead Milkmen fuckin legends of the Trocadero 🫡 @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social

The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

If you love me, you will play Kiln in the open beta and feel great joy

If you hate me, play the Kiln open beta and come try to smash my pots of DOOM

Ten pounds of bananas

Donkey Kong

Been trying to get the wife to stop using Instacart. This mighta been the final straw 🤷‍♂️😂😂

It’s my guy!!

does anyone know if we have tomorrow

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚