I'll drink to that.

Even Dr Jesus couldn't save a red shirt.

Why limit yourself. Dogs eating egg sandwiches?

The Atlantic treads lightly knowing Kash Patel is keeping an eye on them but can't tell which one.

The good news is he got blackout drunk afterward and forgot all about it.

Sean Hannity, who was never considered a journalist, says what?

Originally thought Donald Trump would rename Strait of Hormuz to Schrödinger's Strait but then realized Donald Trump would have no idea what this meant.

Mike Johnson has spoken directly to God and states that God is firmly behind Trump and disappointed in the Pope. Case closed.

Should have gotten Stormy Daniels. He gave her the tip.

JD Vance converted to Catholicism. Does the make him an immigrant to the Catholic church?

I can smell the Pall Malls through my cell phone.

There needs to be a complete list of these offenders to drag out every time the administration puts an immigrant offender on display.

Inaugural winner of the Political Failure Grand Slam.

I Rather Like,Dan.......
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Americans withholding comment on Melania Trump speech awaiting its translation to English.

JD Vance berates Iranian negotiators for not thanking Donald Trump once for threatening to destroy their civilization?

I assume they met at a church bake sale to support orphans of world conflicts.

Legitimate question: is it OK to eat 1/2 a bagel and put the other 1/2 back in the bag.
Please advise. Marriage depends on it.

He probably still holds a grudge with NFL over blocked merger with USFL and his USFL team the New Jersey Generals. FYI, another Trump business flop.

J D Vance dismissed Melania Trumps speech claiming 'I wonder how good she is at understanding English'

It's absolute madness that Marjorie Taylor Greene is now the sanest person in the Republican party.

We had one rogue hyacinth that we didn't plant that would sprout every year near our front stoop that always signaled the start of spring. Unfortunately, this year it was gone.

Mile High Melania.

Worst Facebook Marketplace negotiation ever.

Shocked. And there's gambling in Casablanca.

They actually do anything?

To be fair, Netanyahu has pushed every president to do this. Trump was the only one dumb enough to do it.

In last ditch effort to curry favor with Donald Trump, Pam Bondi attempts to ship Epstein files through Strait of Hormuz.

Amazing how quickly we went from, 'ending their civilization' to opening a joint US/Iranian, Strait of Hormuz falafel stand.

Depends, which flavor, classic or cool ranch?