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I've heard the 'critical' scenes Joe Russo is talking about involve him finding Iron Man's body after the big showdown, and stuffing millions of 'quantum' dollar bills in and around Stark's corpse until he springs back into life as a villain, and screams his new catchphrase, "ITS PROFITEERING TIME"

100%

It also feels like they're admitting that everything else since has been somewhat superfluous?

That they're just gonna retcon things with the power of deus ex machina and nostalgia

A big dog being intense to get attention

Fluffy ones are masters of subtlety.

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

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Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is an animal snuff movie.

I still havent forgiven James Gunn. I dont care that he made an optimistic Superman film after.

Trump suspected of insider trading? Woah. It's always the ones you least suspect, right?

a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and says screams internally Alt: a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and says screams internally

Guys, I'm a bit frazzled. I cant remember which of the void and the abyss we scream into, and which we stare into.

I'll need to know for my evening plans.

a woman in a suit is sitting at a desk and asking if anything even real ALT: a woman in a suit is sitting at a desk and asking if anything even real

Facebook is now just a place to keep in contact with certain family members, see their photos, whatever...

But to even do that you have to scroll through so much hate and fake stuff.

Fake news stories, fake quotes accompanied by fake pictures of celebrities, fake everything.

It so fucked.

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The most Star Wars coded post I've seen today.

A black Rangerover was sat opposite the house with their full beams on for an hour, then one of the neighbour's lights went on and they crept off... so that's me not sleeping tonight.

I forgot how desperate everyone in FFIV is to sacrifice themselves for the cause. Yeeesh. Lads, we need some people alive/not turned to stone.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

A bad drawing of a bird

A chat with someone guessing the species of the badly drawn bird

"Chat GPT said..."

Well done mate, but have you tried badly drawing it instead, and having your twitcher friend work it out?

A steam engine driving towards the viewer

The stereotypes about Cornwall are unfair, we're not a backwards county.

Oh, and here's a photo of a steam engine holding me up by ignoring who has right of way.

this is cool because it's a very obvious concept but it's neat to see it laid out in data!

Since digital necromancy is okay, as long as the family approve - Val Kilmer sitch - which other old forbidden arts should we bring into the 21st century?

Goety? Can we summon some digital spirits? Can my forgotten Tamagochi from the 90s come back and haunt me?

I find it very hard to not turn myself into a martyr for work things. Investing way too much effort and emotional capital.

This is a reminder to you similar freaks; your job is not your life. You do not owe them everything.

You're not Mordin Solus, it aint the Genophage. It doesnt have to be you

I'm not actor, but if I die part way through filming a movie, please do the classy thing; Weekend at Bernie's my body with a team of skilled puppeteers.

None of this evil AI nonsense.

My nephew scored his first ever goal in mens football tonight, and I set it up.

Thought my sister might physically explode with pride.

POPE FLUX CASTS - "Murder is Bad"

It's super effective.

That photo of the Pope that looks like a Final Fantasy boss. Hes flanked by two priest dudes and hes sat in front of an insane 3d mural thing that looks like hell

"Donald, nothing you do harms me - you haven't even taken out either of my healers."

a man in a red vest is saying i 'm old gandalf ALT: a man in a red vest is saying i 'm old gandalf

Ive got a midweek game straight after work, and there's a good chance that the two wingers starting either side of me will have a combined age of *checks calculator* 4 years younger than me. 🤯

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

Another pic of a sleepy dog

He let me write... I'm biased but he's perfect.

a spaceship blasting off

a sinister castle ruins

star trek enterprise

[HEXCODE] a being summoning stars

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A sleeping golden doodle

I wanna write, but he's flat out and only a monster would wake him

Octavia E. Butler's - Dawn

Lunchtime purchase.