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Violence isn’t the answer….. but like…. it’s AN answer.

Strip clubs sound like a sensory nightmare. Loud music and flashing lights? No thanks. Give me a strip bookshop with a coffee bar and a nice collection of board games.

Cool man. Do something about it.

If we’re bringing back monarchs, let’s bring back guillotines.

I don’t want unity with MAGAts. I want their lives to crumble. I want karma to hit back hard.

Honestly the #puppybowl is the best part of the day but #Subaru know your audience, get off X.

I had been renewing my passport just before the new administration took office. When I went back in, I had to start all over again. Why? Because as I went through the process, the option for Sex was only Male or Female. Fuck these people forever and fuck everyone who voted for them.

Whenever I see one of those “if you want to leave so bad, I’ll help you pack” bumper stickers, I want to roll down my window and ask if that’s a promise.

The Gulf of He’s Taking Away Your Healthcare

ICE will be in Asbury Park today. 1503 Sewell Ave.

To be clear, there’s no evidence that Colombia agreed to all of Trump’s demands aside from the White House saying so, which, of course they would.

Stop supporting companies that support fascism. Bye bye #Spotify.

The #Isles signed Tony DeAngelo for the rest of the year. In case you didn’t know, he’s a huge Trumper and a pandemic denier. So… yeah, I hope they lose out and I never need to watch him play because I’m done for the rest of the season.

Just discovered that Mariann Edgar Budde, the Bishop that called out Trump, is from New Jersey… and that tracks. That definitely makes a lot of sense. #MariannEdgarBudde #FuckTrump

This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.

Bishop: Be a good Christian.

Trump: lol no

Christians: Trump is right.

Meta and #Instagram is up to some shady shit. Nothing in my history or accounts I follow would result in this suggestion. #Meta is now state sponsored media.

I’ll call it “The Gulf of America” as soon as ya’ll start using people’s proper pronouns, because it seems you can recognize the importance of identity for bodies of water but not bodies of people. #Trump #Gender

This keeps happening over and over in the Germany pavilion and it’s hilarious. #EPCOT #DisneyWorld

1. Trump started the TikTok ban

2. The U.S. had no way to enforce the ban, it took itself down ahead of the deadline with a message supporting Trump.

3. It came back up, thanking Trump.

4. It will likely get handed off to Meta or Elon who are oligarchs who kiss Trump’s ring.

It’s propaganda.

Is it just me or does this TikTok ban message literally read like a Trump tweet? “Please stay tuned!” GTFO #tiktokban #tiktok

Picked up straggler in Magic Kingdom. You know this one @doloresmulrich.bsky.social ?

Erin rocking her @sunnyfoxapothecary.bsky.social hat in Magic Kingdom. She’s gotten SO MANY questions about it and always tells them where it’s from.

They don’t get why we have no sympathy for Thompson, so let me help… My newborn daughter was prescribed formula due to an allergy. My state law says this must be approved. I was denied twice. They broke the law to ensure a newborn didn’t eat.

If you still don’t get it, you never will.

The collective response to the unaliving of United Healthcare’s CEO is the most unified we’ve been since Pokémon Go was released.

Here because fuck Elon Musk