here’s your annual reminder that if you get sensory overwhelm at large social gatherings and need to find a quiet spot to chill/reset for a bit, that is 100% okay and you should definitely do it 🎄

Brennan Lee Mulligan addressing camera directly saying "Stop complimenting me and be terrified."

lions at the zoo:

I don’t think I have ever stopped

vibe DIY is when one only does what a generative AI lays out as the DIY instructions 😂

@samreich.bsky.social happy birthday! it’s hard to believe you’re so young since you were here the whole time!

I have also heard eks-per-uh-ment

A. I am not sure I have ever heard anyone using B.

so you’re saying it works!

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

Usually, when my crotch is in the creek, it’s not on purpose

i don’t do “small steps”

i do zero steps

then all the steps at once in an unhinged burst of manic efficiency that i will not be able to replicate again for months

the part where I helped him consider the needs of his audience was really disgusting

helping a distraught actor put on a great one-person stage show

Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.

or, conversely, learn rust!

no clue why my brain went there but i thought it was cute and worth sharing

at a passing glance i at first thought you had a cute pet turtle on your head before i actually looked and saw the bun and pin 🐢

lol my first post here was very similar to that

he can’t! he introduced me to dropout and your work at the same time back in October!

if there’s anyone in the world I trust about this kind of thing, it’s you, so I am IN!

sometimes the fish jump into the boat

HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE

luckily we’re here to tell you how amazing you are. you’re pretty fucking great.

I just think they want safety

dang you too? did we have the same rep?

yes, and it’s a special agony

I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.