That would certainly put a damper on his book sales.
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Iâm surprised noble mentioned We Didnât Start The Fire.
Harry Truman, Doris Day,
Red China, Johnnie Rae,
South Pacific, Walter Winchell,
Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon,
Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea,
Marilyn MonroeâŚ!
An edit of the "Long day factory", where the cat with a tie is edited to say "I hope I don't get flattened and compressed into a cube", and the name of the factory is changed to "flattening and compressing you into a cube factory"
There's a whole genre of kink art that's like
Thereâs a ragtag team of plucky underdog brass players who need to win the big marching band competition so they can raise the money to repair their schoolâs athletic field, after a mysterious giant footprint appeared in the middle of it.
Happy #InternationalTinyDay!
The world is overwhelming but you know who has practice getting through life in constant overwhelm? TINIES.
Whether you're small all the time or a sizeshifter like me, you know what it means to feel like a drop in a bucket and still find your flow. We've got this. đ
I love their expressions.
Her: Are you waiting for a written invitation? My chochaâs out, and sheâs getting impatient.
Him: âŚI really wanna, but thereâs clearly some skulls around here. I think you might ride faces just a little too hard, missâwhat was your name again?
BREAKING: President of Size Stella Edgecomb Announces Macro March to be Followed by 10th Annual Faepril
"Just do some shit with fairies or something. Make a fairy character or a fairy version of your sona. You'll love it," says Ms. Edgecomb, thought leader and poet laureate of Big Fairies.
Hope you enjoy the con!
LRP: "sluts with warriors spirits" is borrowed from this previous Tumblr post which used "hoes with warrior's spirits". A good term for monsterfuckers / willing giant fuckers
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That happened to me with Pluribus. We binged the whole thing in a weekend, but like three months after the buzz had died down.
I wonder if size stories went through the same change as the isekai genre went. Were the size stories before all about getting back to your normal self? Now that the worldâs so fucked up the people yearn to be tiny and kept as pets.
That TTRPG presenter and I are siblings in spirit.
I am that person as well. More people should play games that are not D&D.
My first thought on reading that was, âIâll bet the JNCOs fit like regular pants.â
Ahh, good as in compatible, trustworthy, able to reach some kind of mutual respect or understanding.
Probably not a man then. Weâre usually terrible at those things. :P
But in all seriousness, thank you for sharing. I was genuinely curious.
Define âgood.â Are we talking morally good? Good dramatic possibilities for a character? Fits in a pocket or easily carried container? Not too many broken bones or damaged organs? Behaves themselves without being thwacked on the head with a finger?
A 3d render. A gigantic hand crashes through the concrete ceiling of a jury-rigged military bunker.
Sometimes an empty spool table is good because you can pretend youâre full-sized and broke.
Roofman, but bigger.
Super Mario Bros. 1993 is one of my favorite cinematic train wrecks. Itâs one of those magical films where all the bizarre creative decisions compounded into something thatâs undeniably bad, but still watchable. And they teased a sequel at the end. đ
See, right here, this is what I'm talking about.
Seeing renders of New York City as a native New Yorker is always weird for me, because sheâs sitting on the neighborhood where my dad grew up. Donât think heâd mind though.
Read this and immediately thought of people cattle prodding themselves online to make more, more art, more face time, more words, more more.
ââŚand then she drove four massive pegs through the main deck. Dropped the ship back in the water, and down she went.â
âSo what youâre saying isââ
âYes, sir. She sunk our battleship.â
Panel 1: "Welp! Here I go!" Licorice starts to grow next to a surprised Eclair. "What? Wait!! Why?!" Eclair asks. Panel 2: Licorice is large enough to touch the ceiling. "Come on, haven't you always wanted to try outgrowing everything? To know that your body is the most substantial thing in all of existence? Panel 3: To grow bigger and bigger, seeing things you once thought vast and incomprehensible become so small and insignificant compared to you?" Licorice needs to squat down to fit in the room. Eclair is unfazed. "No, I get that. For horny reasons. But why start inside our house?" She gestures at the couch. "We JUST GOT this couch!"
It begins!
My sympathies. Time to bust out the Blistex and spend the next week trying not to idly poke it with your tongue.
Gangs of New York would have been a very different film.
(Shot of a smoldering 19th century city skyline)
Leo: ..for those of us what lived and died in them furious days, it was as if everything we knew was mightily swept awayâ
(Zoom out to reveal someone literally sweeping up)
(Cue U2)
OUROBOROS
Julian Worrell's wife is having a baby. But as he races to the hospital to be by her side, he finds himself trapped by forces beyond his understanding.
This story contains scenes of psychological horror and vore.
#sizesky #vore