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Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA
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Why @why.bsky.team •5mo
I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying
"temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone
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Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot.
I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went.
I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?
8:56 PM • Sep 27, 2025
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Why @why.bsky.team •5mo Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA • 27 128 Why @why.bsky.team •5mo I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone 0 6 • 28 Why + Follow @why.bsky.team Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone? 8:56 PM • Sep 27, 2025 26 likes 1 save 26

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